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The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell

By Barbour Publishing

Barbour Publishing Company
Paperback (192 pages)

The World s Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell
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Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.
 

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes

By Share The Love Gifts

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (52 pages)

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes
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Featuring “From:__________ “ on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etc

Q.What does a spy wear on his feet?

A.Sneakers. :P


Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.

This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it’s from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Mass Market Paperback (112 pages)

The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations―

Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us―all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”

“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”

“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”

The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 3-in-1 Collection

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-01-21
Paperback (192 pages)

The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 3-in-1 Collection
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Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.

Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.

Batman: The Killing Joke, Deluxe Edition

By Alan Moore

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Released: 2008-03-19
na Hardcover (64 pages)

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  • Batman: The Killing Joke, Deluxe Edition by Alan Moore, Brian Bolland, Hardcover
  • Stunningly illustrated, BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE, THE DELUXE EDITION has been lushly re-colored by artist Brian Bolland, presenting his original vision of this modern classic for the first time.
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A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

Presented for the first time with stark, stunning new coloring by Bolland, BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE is Alan Moore's unforgettable meditation on the razor-thin line between sanity and insanity, heroism and villainy, comedy and tragedy.
 
According to the grinning engine of madness and mayhem known as The Joker, that's all that separates the sane from the psychotic. Freed once again from the confines of Arkham Asylum, he's out to prove his deranged point. And he's going to use Gotham City's top cop, Commissioner Jim Gordon, and his brilliant and beautiful daughter Barbara to do it.

Now Batman must race to stop his archnemesis before his reign of terror claims two of the Dark Knight's closest friends. Can he finally put an end to the cycle of bloodlust and lunacy that links these two iconic foes before it leads to its fatal conclusion? And as the horrifying origin of the Clown Prince of Crime is finally revealed, will the thin line that separates Batman's nobility and The Joker's insanity snap once and for all?

Legendary writer Alan Moore redefined the super-hero with WATCHMEN and V FOR VENDETTA. In BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE, he takes on the origin of comics' greatest super-villain, The Joker —and changes Batman's world forever.

Stunningly illustrated, BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE, THE DELUXE EDITION has been lushly re-colored by artist Brian Bolland, presenting his original vision of this modern classic for the first time.

Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid

By Joshua Shifrin

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (119 pages)

Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid
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Back Cover:Who doesn't love a good…or not so good…dad joke?! In "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid" you are sure to find the perfect piece of hilarity to keep your kids in stitches, or at least laughing on the inside while they roll their eyes at the ineptitude of yourefforts."Dad Jokes" is full of witty one-liners, short anecdotes, Did-You-Know factoids, and fantastic cartoons that are sure to keep the reader enthralled. Whether you pick out a few of these amusing gems, or read this book cover to cover, we're sure you’ll revel in the tried and true tradition of fathers around the world passing down one corny dad joke after another to their family and friends.So let's raise a glass to dads everywhere as they sit back and grace all who will listen with "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid".

The COFFEE JOKE BOOK: World's Greatest Collection of Coffee Jokes

By Nick "Joe Caffeine" Hetcher

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (184 pages)

The COFFEE JOKE BOOK: World s Greatest Collection of Coffee Jokes
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This book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of 184 pages of hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!

By Jimmy Niro

Sourcebooks
Released: 2018-05-01
Paperback (160 pages)

Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
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The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

Ah, the dad joke―humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

  • I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  • Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
    A: The road.

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader's Digest)

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader s Digest Association
Released: 1997-10-27
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader s Digest)
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Laughter the Best Medicine is a collection of Reader's Digest magazine's funniest jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, anecdotes, and laugh-out-loud captions.  A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away.

This hilarious collection offers up some of the funniest moments that get us through our day, in the form of jokes, gags and cartoons that will have readers laughing out loud.

Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring readers Laughter the Best Medicine, All-Time Faves, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine.

--A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual checkup.  While the patient was getting dressed, the doctor came in and said to the wife, "I don't like the way he looks."  "Neither do I," she said, "but he's handy around the house."--Merritt K. Freeman in Y.B. News

--Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact.  They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player.--Jay Leno

--"What's your handicap these days?" one golfer asked another.  "I'm a scratch golfer...I write down all my good scores and scratch out all my bad ones."--Charles Shulz, United Features Syndicate

World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes

By Barbour Publishing

Barbour Books
Mass Market Paperback (256 pages)

World s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes
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Whoever said Christians shouldn't enjoy a good laugh now and then? Here's a fantastic new collection of nearly five hundred jokes that turn the mirror back on ourselves--with hilarious results. The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes contains scores of funnies involving pastors, deacons, Sunday school teachers, pew sitters, and kids--all of them clean, funny, good-natured, and often times true to life. Organized into categories, The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading or preparing sermons and speeches.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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