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The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 3-in-1 Collection

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-01-21
Paperback (192 pages)

The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 3-in-1 Collection
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All of Rob Elliott's popular joke books for kids in one hilarious volume sure to have kids of all ages laughing out loud.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Mass Market Paperback (112 pages)

The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations―

Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us―all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”

“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”

“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”

100 Illustrated Jokes for Kids: Best Funny Jokes Collection

By Mary Bean

Independently published
Paperback (54 pages)

100 Illustrated Jokes for Kids: Best Funny Jokes Collection
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Everyone likes a good joke and when it comes to kids they are no exception. It seems to be the more ludicrous or outrageous they are, the better kids like them, so most of them will love this assortment of the best funny, crazy and eccentric jokes to be found, all contained in one book.

"100 Illustrated Jokes for Kids: Best Funny Jokes Collection" delivers exactly what it says. 100 jokes, complete with illustrations to help with the gag. Kids will have endless hours of fun, reading, practicing and reciting the jokes, telling them to their friends and family and adding their own slice of style to them where needed.

All the jokes are good, clean and suitable for young children.

Get a copy today. The comedians of tomorrow can’t wait to get their hands on it!

JOEL OSTEEN JOKES - 2 Book Combo: 2 Hilarious Collections of Joel Osteen Jokes

By Don Pasco

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (168 pages)

JOEL OSTEEN JOKES - 2 Book Combo: 2 Hilarious Collections of Joel Osteen Jokes
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Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person?
I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings in Book 1 Include: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.

Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 1: Best Collection of Funny Stories, Jokes for Kids, Jokes for Family, Jokes for Friends, Funny Books, Funny Short Stories (Funny Jokes Collection)

By Alan To

Released: 2017-04-02
Kindle Edition (110 pages)

Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 1: Best Collection of Funny Stories, Jokes for Kids, Jokes for Family, Jokes for Friends, Funny Books, Funny Short Stories (Funny Jokes Collection)
 
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HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
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Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone!

Sample Jokes in the Book:

1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters?

The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?"

The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!"

The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, ‘I have enough.’"

2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner

A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first.

When he received his wife’s letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?"

He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. "

A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden."

Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes."

3.Typing Skill

CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!"

Secretary: "Thank you!"

CEO: "Now, let’s take a look at the second line..."

4. How To Become A CEO In A Month

The CEO has requested the vice president to see him in the office.

CEO: "You have worked in the company for a year, you started as an office assistant, a week later, you became a sales officer, a month later, you became a sales manager, three months later, you became a vice president. Now I’m getting old and it’s time for me to retire. I want you to sit in my position and be the new CEO of the company. What do you say?

Vice President: "Thank you ..."

CEO: "Do you have any other word to say?"

Vice President: "Thank you, Daddy."

5. You Started It First

At the end of the interview, the head of human resources asked the candidate who graduated in the Master of Business Administration:

"What is your expected salary?"

The Candidate: "My expected annual salary is around $125,000, and it depends on the package of welfare."

Head of HR: "Oh, what do you think of five-weeks for annual leave, free for all medical expenses, a new car for you to drive, such as a red Corvette?”

The Candidate: "Wow! That’s a very good package, but are you kidding me?"




Head of HR: "You started it first."

The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 4-in-1 Collection

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2016-09-06
Hardcover (256 pages)

The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 4-in-1 Collection
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Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.

Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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