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The Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns

By Artie Bennett

Sterling Children's Books
Paperback (96 pages)

The Universe s Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns
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What does a Pteranodon get after flying too long?  PTIRED!
Young dinosaur fans will love these hilarious puns, knock-knocks, and one-liners about their favorite prehistoric beasts!
 
If there are two things every kid loves, it’s jokes and dinosaurs. So they’ll go crazy for this comic collection of gags and jests about dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. Loaded with wacky humor and funny business, this book is guaranteed to ignite sidesplitting laughter.

The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever

By Joe King

Andersen Press
Released: 2018-04-24
Paperback (96 pages)

The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever
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What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!

Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong?
Because T. rex everything!

Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter

By Bryan Thomas Schmidt

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (40 pages)

102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter
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What's a Velociraptor's favorite number? Eight (ate)! Kids are fascinated by dinosaurs - what they looked like, what they ate, where they lived, how you pronounce their names, etc. Kids also love jokes, riddles, puns. Kids loved Delabarre Publishing's best-selling 101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles to Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter, and now kids have even more dinosaur jokes with 102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter. What do you call a dentist who treats dinosaurs? Scared.

My Teacher Is a Dinosaur: And Other Prehistoric Poems, Jokes, Riddles & Amazing Facts

By Loreen Leedy

Two Lions
Released: 2012-09-18
Kindle Edition (48 pages)

My Teacher Is a Dinosaur: And Other Prehistoric Poems, Jokes, Riddles & Amazing Facts
 
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With lively illustrations, poems, riddles, jokes, and interesting facts, Loreen Leedy takes readers on a prehistoric tour beginning with the formation of Earth 4.5 billion years ago. Readers will learn about the plants and animals in each period up to when dinosaurs and small mammals and even humans appeared. There's a timeline that helps clarify the different periods covered, and kids will especially enjoy the entertaining and captioned artwork, humor and intriguing informational tidbits throughout. A fascinating introduction to prehistoric times that will wet readers' appetite for more.

Spike the Dinosaur: Fun Short Stories and Jokes for Kids (Fun Time Reader Book 6)

By Uncle Amon

Uncle Amon Books
Released: 2015-01-25
Kindle Edition (26 pages)

Spike the Dinosaur: Fun Short Stories and Jokes for Kids (Fun Time Reader Book 6)
 
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Cute Short Stories and Dinosaur Jokes!

Are you looking for a children's book that is highly entertaining, great for beginning readers, and is jam-packed with stories, jokes, and more?

Follow the adventures of Spike the Dinosaur! This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Each story is full of adventure and excitement with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers.

These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family!

  • 5 fun short stories for kids
  • Excellent for early and beginning readers
  • Great for reading aloud with friends and family
  • Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story
  • Funny and hilarious jokes for kids

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home or school.

Story List & Activities:

  • Hatching
  • It’s Time to Face Charger
  • The Escape
  • New Friends
  • Monsters
  • Dinosaur Jokes

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101 Dinosaur Jokes

By Phil Hirsch

Scholastic Paperbacks
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101 Dinosaur Jokes
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A collection of jokes about dinosaurs includes jokes such as, "What's worse than a dinosaur in your bathtub? Two dinosaurs in your bathtub"


 
 
 
 

 
 
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