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Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

Related Jokes & Comedy Books

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The Don't Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

By Billy Boy

Bacchus Publishing House
Paperback (78 pages)

The Don t Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old
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A PERFECT GIFT FOR HOURS OF FAMILY FUN! 

If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really...  THEM! I’m sure by now you have heard of The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books, but in the rare case, you haven’t, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! 

The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books are unlike any joke book before it! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our Sibling Edition is the ultimate showdown between two siblings or ‘2 Goobers’ that include kids jokes AND silly scenarios!

If you haven’t heard of the rules, here they are:

  • Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters playing will take turns reading jokes to the other player.
  • Then proceed to the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, then act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)!
  • When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point.
  • Follow the instructions to take turns in the rounds, until you tally up the final score and crown the Don’t Laugh MASTER! 

This is the perfect interactive gift to let your kids imagination run free and have fun, without the screen! Some old-fashioned, friendly sibling rivalry never hurt anybody!

Enjoy! :)

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Road Trip Joke Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 Years ... Summertime Activity Joke Book for Kids

By Crazy Corey

Try Not to Laugh Challenge Group
Paperback (50 pages)

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Road Trip Joke Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 Years ... Summertime Activity Joke Book for Kids
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PERFECT ROAD TRIP COMPANION FOR KIDS (aka Mini Comedians)! 

However, If you are open-minded about kids learning new jokes and becoming more self-confident and developing a stronger sense of humor than this book is for you! The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition includes over 150+ jokes about traveling America and all its glory, as well as regular kids jokes!

This joke book is part of the Try Not to Challenge Joke Book series which people are absolutely loving. It is hard not to blame them! What’s better than having your kids off the screens, laughing, and practicing interactive/joke telling skills?! Not much.

Perfect for:

  • Traveling
  • Back Seat/Road Trip Games
  • Family - Make it a family game by taking turns reading jokes!
  • Practicing speech and humor.
  • Kids

 

Enjoy and Happy Traveling!

Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds: Silly Jokes for Kids Aged 7 (Jokes For kids 5-9)

By I.P Happy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (52 pages)

Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds: Silly Jokes for Kids Aged 7 (Jokes For kids 5-9)
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What kind of lion isn’t scary?

A. A dande-lion.


What do you call it when cows lead an uprising?

A. Udder chaos.


You’re only 7 once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every 7 year old should know!


This fun joke book would be an ideal gift as the giver can personalize the front cover, making it a perfect Christmas stocking filler, or a fun birthday gift for 7 year olds.

This book is part of a series of joke books made for 5,6,7,8 and 9 year olds.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2013-06-15
Paperback (128 pages)

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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Popular author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids turns his witty pen to the classic knock-knock joke, providing hours of entertainment for young and old.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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