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JokeCatalog.com   >   Cars

Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Elliott, Rob
Released: 2010-08-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
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Over 1.5 million sold!

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What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

By Silly Willy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (116 pages)

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children s joke book age 5-12
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SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children

By Charlie Wright

Independently published
Paperback (84 pages)

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children
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Are you in need for fun and interesting for kids?
This awesome book, packed with hilarious and thought-provoking scenarios, 
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Kids love "Would You Rather" questions because they appeal to their sense of adventure and are silly. 
Watching them trying to find the solution will be hilarious!
The only rule that cannot be broken is that of having fun!
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