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Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

Related Jokes & Comedy Books

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Revell
Released: 2010-08-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
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Over 1.5 million sold!

USA TODAY bestseller!

Wall Street Journal bestseller!

What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

By Rob Stevens

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (101 pages)

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
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Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!
  • 200+ jokes!
  • Good, clean family fun
  • knock-knocks, riddles, and more
Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

Funny Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids: Hundreds of really funny, hilarious Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 9 year old kids! (Funny Jokes Series All Ages 5-12!)

By Jimmy Jones

Independently published
Paperback (108 pages)

Funny Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids: Hundreds of really funny, hilarious Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 9 year old kids! (Funny Jokes Series All Ages 5-12!)
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Hilarious Joke Book For 9 Year Old Kids! What a great gift!
Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 9 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family!
Good clean fun for everyone!
Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter!

Funny jokes like.........

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
My hand is Thor from all this knocking!

What sort of dog really loves bubble baths?
Shampoodles!

What kept the cavemen awake at night?
A Dino-Snore!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee kind and open the door for your grandma!

9 year old boys and 9 year old girls love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children!

The Funny Jokes For Kids Series available for all ages from 5-12!

All age appropriate and good clean fun!

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children

By Charlie Wright

Independently published
Paperback (88 pages)

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children
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Are you in need for fun and interesting for kids?
This awesome book, packed with hilarious and thought-provoking scenarios, 
is a perfect solution for kids parties, family game or car trip rides.
Kids love "Would You Rather" questions because they appeal to their sense of adventure and are silly. 
Watching them trying to find the solution will be hilarious!
The only rule that cannot be broken is that of having fun!
So, welcome to the "Would you rather...?" world! 
Have a nice game!


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Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

HarperCollins Christian Pub.
Released: 2016-07-26
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
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  • HarperCollins
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From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more.

Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

How does a monster like his coffee?

With scream and sugar!

Laugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

HarperCollins
Released: 2018-06-19
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series heads back to school with a collection of brand-new jokes that will have the whole class in stitches!

A new class clown is in town: Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a set of jokes to last the whole school year.

With riotous jokes for every occasion—from chortling in the hallways to cackling on the bus—these instant classics full of fresh, clean humor will keep the whole school quaking with laughter!

How do bees get to class?
They take the school buzz!

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

By Eva Blank, Rosanne Green & Lisa Sparks

Workman Publishing Company
Released: 2016-08-23
Paperback (288 pages)

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!
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  • An all-encompassing collection of jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns
  • Even includes a section to write your own jokes down
Product Description:

It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions.

Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude.

And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

 

Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

HarperCollins
Released: 2019-09-17
Paperback (144 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series reaches hilarious new heights with jokes, puns, and gut-busting gags for every adventure.

Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 4.5 million copies!

Jump into page after page of adrenaline-pumping puns and sweat-inducing zingers that will take you high up in the sky, deep down inside caves, beneath the ocean, and out into space.

Risk these jokes, riddles, and puns on your own or challenge your fellow adventurers.



 
 
 
 

 
 
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