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Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

Related Jokes & Comedy Books

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Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)
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All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

By Rob Stevens

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (101 pages)

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
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Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!
  • 200+ jokes!
  • Good, clean family fun
  • knock-knocks, riddles, and more
Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid

By Joshua Shifrin

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (119 pages)

Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid
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Back Cover:Who doesn't love a good…or not so good…dad joke?! In "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid" you are sure to find the perfect piece of hilarity to keep your kids in stitches, or at least laughing on the inside while they roll their eyes at the ineptitude of yourefforts."Dad Jokes" is full of witty one-liners, short anecdotes, Did-You-Know factoids, and fantastic cartoons that are sure to keep the reader enthralled. Whether you pick out a few of these amusing gems, or read this book cover to cover, we're sure you’ll revel in the tried and true tradition of fathers around the world passing down one corny dad joke after another to their family and friends.So let's raise a glass to dads everywhere as they sit back and grace all who will listen with "Dad Jokes: The Good, The Bad, And The Just Plain Stupid".

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Road Trip Joke Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 Years ... Summertime Activity Joke Book for Kids

By Crazy Corey

Try Not to Laugh Challenge Group
Paperback (50 pages)

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Road Trip Joke Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 Years ... Summertime Activity Joke Book for Kids
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PERFECT ROAD TRIP COMPANION FOR KIDS (aka Mini Comedians)! 

However, If you are open-minded about kids learning new jokes and becoming more self-confident and developing a stronger sense of humor than this book is for you! The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Travel Edition includes over 150+ jokes about traveling America and all its glory, as well as regular kids jokes!

This joke book is part of the Try Not to Challenge Joke Book series which people are absolutely loving. It is hard not to blame them! What’s better than having your kids off the screens, laughing, and practicing interactive/joke telling skills?! Not much.

Perfect for:

  • Traveling
  • Back Seat/Road Trip Games
  • Family - Make it a family game by taking turns reading jokes!
  • Practicing speech and humor.
  • Kids

 

Enjoy and Happy Traveling!

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

By National Geographic Kids

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Released: 2012-03-13
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
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  • National Geographic Children s Books
Product Description:
Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
 
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

By Mat Waugh

Big Red Button Books
Paperback (103 pages)

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your leg!

What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?
A close shave with a gorilla!

What does a man with two left feet wear?
Flip-flips!

If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?
Hurry-canes!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

**Newsflash**
Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

The Don't Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

By Billy Boy

Bacchus Publishing House
Paperback (78 pages)

The Don t Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old
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A PERFECT GIFT FOR HOURS OF FAMILY FUN! 

If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really...  THEM! I’m sure by now you have heard of The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books, but in the rare case, you haven’t, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! 

The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books are unlike any joke book before it! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our Sibling Edition is the ultimate showdown between two siblings or ‘2 Goobers’ that include kids jokes AND silly scenarios!

If you haven’t heard of the rules, here they are:

  • Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters playing will take turns reading jokes to the other player.
  • Then proceed to the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, then act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)!
  • When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point.
  • Follow the instructions to take turns in the rounds, until you tally up the final score and crown the Don’t Laugh MASTER! 

This is the perfect interactive gift to let your kids imagination run free and have fun, without the screen! Some old-fashioned, friendly sibling rivalry never hurt anybody!

Enjoy! :)



 
 
 
 

 
 
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