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Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

By Rob Stevens

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (101 pages)

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
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Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!
  • 200+ jokes!
  • Good, clean family fun
  • knock-knocks, riddles, and more
Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

By Silly Willy

CreateSpace Classics
Paperback (116 pages)

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children s joke book age 5-12
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SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations.The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Revell
Released: 2010-08-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
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With over 700,000 sold, this affordable book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter. A great gift idea for any child.

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

By Mat Waugh

Big Red Button Books
Paperback (103 pages)

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)
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    What has a bottom at the top?
    Your leg!

    What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?
    A close shave with a gorilla!

    What does a man with two left feet wear?
    Flip-flips!

    If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?
    Hurry-canes!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

Newsflash: Don't miss the sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children

By Charlie Wright

Independently published
Paperback (88 pages)

Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children
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Are you in need for fun and interesting for kids?
This awesome book, packed with hilarious and thought-provoking scenarios, 
is a perfect solution for kids parties, family game or car trip rides.
Kids love "Would You Rather" questions because they appeal to their sense of adventure and are silly. 
Watching them trying to find the solution will be hilarious!
The only rule that cannot be broken is that of having fun!
So, welcome to the "Would you rather...?" world! 
Have a nice game!


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Composition Notebook: How To Exit A Lotus Racing Car Funny Joke Autocross Drag Journal/Notebook Blank Lined Ruled 6x9 100 Pages

By Motorsports funnotebookstore

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

Composition Notebook: How To Exit A Lotus Racing Car Funny Joke Autocross Drag  Journal/Notebook Blank Lined Ruled 6x9 100 Pages
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Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you?

This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office!

This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office.
It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place.
Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire.

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The Don't Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

By Billy Boy

Bacchus Publishing House
Paperback (78 pages)

The Don t Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old
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A PERFECT GIFT FOR HOURS OF FAMILY FUN! 

If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really...  THEM! I’m sure by now you have heard of The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books, but in the rare case, you haven’t, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! 

The Don’t Laugh Challenge™ Joke Books are unlike any joke book before it! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our Sibling Edition is the ultimate showdown between two siblings or ‘2 Goobers’ that include kids jokes AND silly scenarios!

If you haven’t heard of the rules, here they are:

  • Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters playing will take turns reading jokes to the other player.
  • Then proceed to the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, then act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)!
  • When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point.
  • Follow the instructions to take turns in the rounds, until you tally up the final score and crown the Don’t Laugh MASTER! 

This is the perfect interactive gift to let your kids imagination run free and have fun, without the screen! Some old-fashioned, friendly sibling rivalry never hurt anybody!

Enjoy! :)

Doted Notebook Drawing Pad: Doted Ruled Pages Book (6 x 9 inches) - 100 Pages Journal II Planning, Drawing, Sketching, Writing,: What do you call a ... has lost his car? Carlos. (Best Dad Jokes)

By TW Notebooks Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

Doted Notebook Drawing Pad: Doted Ruled Pages Book (6 x 9 inches) - 100 Pages Journal II Planning, Drawing, Sketching, Writing,: What do you call a ... has lost his car? Carlos. (Best Dad Jokes)
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Check out a sample of the notebook by clicking on the "Look inside" feature.

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  • Cover: Soft, matte paperback cover
  • Size: 6" x 9" equal to A5 format
  • Pages: 100 pages / 50 sheets

Lined Blank Notebook Drawing Pad: Unlined Ruled Pages Book (6 x 9 inches) - 100 Pages Journal II Planning, Drawing, Sketching, Writing,: What do you ... who has lost his car? Carlos (Best Dad Jokes)

By TW Notebooks Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

Lined Blank Notebook Drawing Pad: Unlined Ruled Pages Book (6 x 9 inches) - 100 Pages Journal II Planning, Drawing, Sketching, Writing,: What do you ... who has lost his car? Carlos (Best Dad Jokes)
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Check out a sample of the notebook by clicking on the "Look inside" feature.

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Features:

  • Cover: Soft, matte paperback cover
  • Size: 6" x 9" equal to A5 format
  • Pages: 100 pages / 50 sheets


 
 
 
 

 
 
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