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JokeCatalog.com   >   Cars

Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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The Automobile Joke Book: The #1 Joke Book for All Car Enthusiasts and Petrolheads!

By Hugh Phunnie

Independently published
Released: January 14th, 2023
Paperback (159 pages)

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The Automobile Joke Book: The #1 Joke Book for All Car Enthusiasts and Petrolheads!
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798370818059
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 159
  • Author: Hugh Phunnie
  • Publication Date: January 14th, 2023
  • Release Date: January 14th, 2023
Physical Description:
  • Size: 8.0 inches by 5.0 inches by 0.36 inches
  • Weight: 0.52 pounds
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Car Jokes: The Most Ridiculous Automobile Jokes Ever!

By Margaret Ann McRae

Independently published
Released: May 9th, 2024
Paperback (33 pages)

Car Jokes: The Most Ridiculous Automobile Jokes Ever!
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Car Jokes: The Most Ridiculous Automobile Jokes Ever!
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798325265105
  • PartNumber: 9798325265105
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 33
  • Author: Margaret Ann McRae
  • Publication Date: May 9th, 2024
  • Release Date: May 9th, 2024
Physical Description:
  • Size: 9.0 Inches by 6.0 inches by 0.08 inches
  • Weight: 0.13 pounds
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Would You Rather Book For Kids - 300+ Hilarious, Silly, and Challenging Questions To Make You Laugh (Funny Jokes and Activities - Ages 7-13)

By Stephen J. Ellis

S·WONIU
Released: September 22nd, 2021
Paperback (144 pages)

Would You Rather Book For Kids - 300+ Hilarious, Silly, and Challenging Questions To Make You Laugh (Funny Jokes and Activities - Ages 7-13)
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Would You Rather Book For Kids - 300+ Hilarious, Silly, and Challenging Questions To Make You Laugh (Funny Jokes and Activities - Ages 7-13)
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • Brand: S·WONIU
  • EAN: 9798481578811
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 144
  • Author: Stephen J. Ellis
  • Publication Date: September 22nd, 2021
  • Release Date: September 22nd, 2021
Physical Description:
  • Size: 9.0 inches by 6.0 inches by 0.33 inches
  • Weight: 0.46 Pounds
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189 Car Jokes & Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good

By Alex Smith

Alex Smith
Released: September 15th, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

189 Car Jokes & Puns That Are So Bad, They re Good
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189 Car Jokes & Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good
  • Manufacturer: Alex Smith
  • EAN: 9798201115821
  • PartNumber: 9798201115821
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  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 100
  • Author: Alex Smith
  • Publication Date: September 15th, 2021
  • Release Date: September 15th, 2021
Physical Description:
  • Size: 9.0 inches by 6.0 inches by 0.24 inches
  • Weight: 0.352 pounds
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World Champion Car Racing Jokes for Kids and Young Race Car Fans: Funny Race Track Humor for Children and Early Readers Under 10 (Funny Children’s Joke Books for Beginner Readers)

By Wordplay Groundhog

Independently published
Released: May 10th, 2024
Paperback (30 pages)

World Champion Car Racing Jokes for Kids and Young Race Car Fans: Funny Race Track Humor for Children and Early Readers Under 10 (Funny Children’s Joke Books for Beginner Readers)
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World Champion Car Racing Jokes for Kids and Young Race Car Fans: Funny Race Track Humor for Children and Early Readers Under 10 (Funny Children’s Joke Books for Beginner Readers)
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798324631444
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 30
  • Author: Wordplay Groundhog
  • Publication Date: May 10th, 2024
  • Release Date: May 10th, 2024
Physical Description:
  • Size: 8.5 inches by 8.5 inches by 0.08 inches
  • Weight: 0.24 pounds
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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

By Whee Winn

HarperCollins
Released: February 2nd, 2016
Paperback (128 pages)

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
  • Manufacturer: Zonderkidz
  • Brand: HarperCollins
  • Model: 065912
  • ISBN: 0310750628
  • EAN: 9780310750628
  • PartNumber: 065912
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Edition: Gld
  • Number of Pages: 128
  • Author: Whee Winn
  • Publication Date: February 2nd, 2016
  • Release Date: February 2nd, 2016
Physical Description:
  • Size: 7.15 inches by 5.0 inches by 0.55 inches
  • Weight: 2.314853751 pounds
Features:
  • Family-friendly jokes
  • A wide variety of joke styles
  • Fun illustrations that add to the fun
  • Perplexing yet funny riddles
  • Bonus Q&A jokes
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Formula Pun!: The Biggest Car Racing Joke Book Ever for Racers of All Ages (Jokes for Superfans)

By Danny Trevanion

Independently published
Released: December 22nd, 2024
Paperback (170 pages)

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Formula Pun!: The Biggest Car Racing Joke Book Ever for Racers of All Ages (Jokes for Superfans)
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798304491617
  • PartNumber: 9798304491617
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 170
  • Author: Danny Trevanion
  • Publication Date: December 22nd, 2024
  • Release Date: December 22nd, 2024
Physical Description:
  • Size: 7.81 inches by 5.06 inches by 0.39 inches
  • Weight: 0.37919509064 pounds
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Jokes For Mechanics

By Chester Croker

Glowworm Press
Kindle Edition (77 pages)

Jokes For Mechanics
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Jokes For Mechanics
  • Manufacturer: Glowworm Press
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  • Kindle Edition
  • Format: Kindle eBook
  • Number of Pages: 77
  • Author: Chester Croker
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