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A dog walks into a butchers shop. In its holding the handle of a basket in its mouth, and in the basket is $20 and a note saying "Please give me two and half pounds of your freshest ground beef, and leave the change in the basket."
After reading the note, the butcher goes to the window, and starts to pick up the dried up meat that has been sitting in the sun all day. The dog glares at him and growls, so the butcher says "Okay, I'll get the fresh meat from the fridge."
The butcher starts weighing out the meat from the fridge on the scales, but uses his thumb to press down on one side of the scales. The dog again glares at him and growls, so the butcher takes his thumb away and weighs out the full two and half pounds.
The butcher takes the $20 from the basket, but returns only the change for $10. Once again, the dog glares and growls at the butcher. The butcher then adds a $10 bill to the basket.
The butcher curiosity is now aroused, so he decides to follow the dog home. When the dog leaves the shop, the butcher quickly pulls down his steel shutter, locks it, and rushes after the dog. He follows the dog to an apartment building and into the building's elevator.
The dog puts the basket down on the floor of the elevator, stands on his hind legs, and presses the button for the 10th floor. At the 10th floor, the dog picks up the basket and trots down the corridor, with the butcher in hot pursuit.
Finally, the dog reaches a door, barks three times and scratches with its paw at the door.
When the owner opens the door, the butcher says "You have the most intelligent dog that I've ever seen!"
The owner replies, "Not really, he's a stupid dog. It's the third time this week that he's forgotten his key."
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