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Lawyer Jokes

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  • Brain Shop
    A scientist when to a brain shop to buy some brains to use in his research...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Cross Examination
    The defense attorney was cross examining the coroner...

  • Eating Grass
    One day, a wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limousine when he saw a man at the side of the road eating grass...

  • Marriage in Heaven
    Jane and John were killed in a car crash just a few days before the date planned for their wedding...

  • Postal Work
    A man walks into a post office and sees a middle-aged bald man methodically working his way through a huge stack of pink envelopes, drawing love hearts on each one, and spraying each with perfume...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about lawyers.

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Comebacks For Lawyer Jokes: The Restatement of Retorts

By Mr. Malcolm Kushner

Museum of Humor.com Press
Released: September 7th, 2015
Paperback (192 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: Museum of Humor.com Press
  • ISBN: 0979838320
  • EAN: 9780979838323
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  • Paperback
  • Edition: 1
  • Number of Pages: 192
  • Author: Mr. Malcolm Kushner
  • Publication Date: September 7th, 2015
  • Release Date: September 7th, 2015
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  • Weight: 0.44 Pounds
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101 Lawyer Jokes For Lawyers

By Elias Hill

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Released: September 24th, 2017
Paperback (106 pages)

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  • ISBN: 1977556299
  • EAN: 9781977556295
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  • Number of Pages: 106
  • Author: Elias Hill
  • Publication Date: September 24th, 2017
  • Release Date: September 24th, 2017
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Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes and Legal Culture

By Marc Galanter

University of Wisconsin Press
Released: August 8th, 2006
Paperback (429 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: University of Wisconsin Press
  • Brand: University of Wisconsin Press
  • ISBN: 0299213544
  • EAN: 9780299213541
  • PartNumber: 57 b/w illustrations
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  • Edition: 1
  • Number of Pages: 429
  • Author: Marc Galanter
  • Publication Date: August 8th, 2006
  • Release Date: August 8th, 2006
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  • Weight: 1.73 Pounds
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The Lawyer Joke Book

By Sid Behrman

Brand: Marboro Books
Released: June 1st, 1991
Hardcover

The Lawyer Joke Book
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  • Brand: Brand: Marboro Books
  • ISBN: 0880297220
  • EAN: 9780880297226
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  • Author: Sid Behrman
  • Publication Date: June 1st, 1991
  • Release Date: June 1st, 1991
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Lawyers 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

By Andrews McMeel Publishing

Andrews McMeel Publishing
Released: July 3rd, 2018
Calendar (640 pages)

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  • Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • ISBN: 1449491766
  • UPC: 050837418615
  • EANs: 0050837418615, 9781449491765
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  • Product Category: Calendar
  • Format: Day to Day Calendar
  • Number of Pages: 640
  • Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publication Date: July 3rd, 2018
  • Release Date: July 3rd, 2018
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