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JokeCatalog.com   >   Cars

Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Revell
Released: August 1st, 2010
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
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  • Manufacturer: Revell
  • Model: 9780800788032
  • ISBNs: 0800788036, 9780800788032
  • EANs: 8601300496917, 8580001050508, 9780800788032
  • PartNumber: 448036
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  • Number of Pages: 128
  • Author: Rob Elliott
  • Publication Date: August 1st, 2010
  • Release Date: August 1st, 2010
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  • Weight: 0.17416518698 Pounds
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Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

By Rob Stevens

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Released: April 16th, 2018
Paperback (101 pages)

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
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Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
  • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
  • ISBN: 1987734912
  • EAN: 9781987734911
  • PartNumber: 43241-13757
Details:
  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 101
  • Author: Rob Stevens
  • Publication Date: April 16th, 2018
  • Release Date: April 16th, 2018
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  • Weight: 0.4 Pounds
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Laugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

HarperCollins
Released: June 19th, 2018
Paperback (128 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 0062748726
  • EAN: 9780062748720
  • PartNumber: Illustrated
Details:
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  • Number of Pages: 128
  • Author: Rob Elliott
  • Publication Date: June 19th, 2018
  • Release Date: June 19th, 2018
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  • Weight: 0.11 Pounds
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Highlights Joke Books Pack

By Highlights

Highlights Press
Released: September 13th, 2019
Paperback (384 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: Highlights Press
  • ISBN: 164472250X
  • EAN: 9781644722503
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  • Number of Pages: 384
  • Author: Highlights
  • Publication Date: September 13th, 2019
  • Release Date: September 13th, 2019
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  • Weight: 4.3 Pounds
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Pee-Yo-Pants Joke Book for Kids: Over 140 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes, Riddles and Tongue Twisters

By Billy Boy

FITB Ventures
Released: October 25th, 2017
Paperback (80 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: FITB Ventures
  • ISBN: 1945006552
  • EAN: 9781945006555
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  • Number of Pages: 80
  • Author: Billy Boy
  • Publication Date: October 25th, 2017
  • Release Date: October 25th, 2017
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  • Weight: 0.2094391489 Pounds
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Would You Rather? Game Book For Whole Family. 100 Interesting and Funny Questions.: Funny Challenging and Silly Questions for Long Car Rides ( Travel ... Family. Perfect Joke Books & Fun 4 Everyone!

By Mike Quest

Independently published
Released: December 22nd, 2019
Paperback (50 pages)

Would You Rather? Game Book For Whole Family. 100 Interesting and Funny Questions.: Funny Challenging and Silly Questions for Long Car Rides ( Travel ... Family. Perfect Joke Books & Fun 4 Everyone!
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Would You Rather? Game Book For Whole Family. 100 Interesting and Funny Questions.: Funny Challenging and Silly Questions for Long Car Rides ( Travel ... Family. Perfect Joke Books & Fun 4 Everyone!
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • ISBN: 1679287389
  • EAN: 9781679287381
Details:
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  • Number of Pages: 50
  • Author: Mike Quest
  • Publication Date: December 22nd, 2019
  • Release Date: December 22nd, 2019
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