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JokeCatalog.com   >   Cars

Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children

By Charlie Wright

Independently Published
Released: March 7th, 2019
Paperback (88 pages)

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Would You Rather Game Book: For kids 6-12 Years old: Jokes and Silly Scenarios for Children
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • Brand: Independently Published
  • ISBN: 1799038939
  • EAN: 9781799038931
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  • Paperback
  • Format: Large Print
  • Number of Pages: 88
  • Author: Charlie Wright
  • Publication Date: March 7th, 2019
  • Release Date: March 7th, 2019
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  • Weight: 0.29101018584 Pounds
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I Raised My Own Car Guys Calendar 2022: Funny Car Mechanic Dad Wrench Joke Car Guy Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes

By Toolrulez Publishing

Independently published
Released: October 2nd, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

I Raised My Own Car Guys Calendar 2022: Funny Car Mechanic Dad Wrench Joke Car Guy Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
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I Raised My Own Car Guys Calendar 2022: Funny Car Mechanic Dad Wrench Joke Car Guy Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798488428935
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  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 100
  • Author: Toolrulez Publishing
  • Publication Date: October 2nd, 2021
  • Release Date: October 2nd, 2021
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Self Driving Car Jokes and More

By Joe Dyson

Lulu.com
Released: November 12th, 2018
Paperback (114 pages)

Self Driving Car Jokes and More
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  • Manufacturer: lulu.com
  • Brand: Lulu.com
  • ISBN: 0359221483
  • EAN: 9780359221486
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  • Paperback
  • Edition: First Edition
  • Number of Pages: 114
  • Author: Joe Dyson
  • Publication Date: November 12th, 2018
  • Release Date: November 12th, 2018
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  • Size: 9.0 Inches by 6.0 Inches by 0.29 Inches
  • Weight: 0.39021820374 Pounds
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189 Car Jokes & Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good

By Alex Smith

Alex Smith
Released: September 15th, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

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189 Car Jokes & Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good
  • Manufacturer: Alex Smith
  • EAN: 9798201115821
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  • Number of Pages: 100
  • Author: Alex Smith
  • Publication Date: September 15th, 2021
  • Release Date: September 15th, 2021
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  • Size: 9.0 Inches by 6.0 Inches by 0.24 Inches
  • Weight: 0.35053499658 Pounds
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My Wife Will Sell All My Car Parts Calendar 2022: Auto Parts Collector Humor Funny Car Guy Joke Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes

By Toolrulez Publishing

Independently published
Released: October 2nd, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

My Wife Will Sell All My Car Parts Calendar 2022: Auto Parts Collector Humor Funny Car Guy Joke Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
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My Wife Will Sell All My Car Parts Calendar 2022: Auto Parts Collector Humor Funny Car Guy Joke Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798488427778
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  • Number of Pages: 100
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  • Publication Date: October 2nd, 2021
  • Release Date: October 2nd, 2021
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This Car Mechanic Might Start Talking About Fishing Calendar 2022: Funny Wrench Fish Joke - Car Mechanic Dad Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes

By Toolrulez Publishing

Independently published
Released: October 2nd, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

This Car Mechanic Might Start Talking About Fishing Calendar 2022: Funny Wrench Fish Joke - Car Mechanic Dad Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
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This Car Mechanic Might Start Talking About Fishing Calendar 2022: Funny Wrench Fish Joke - Car Mechanic Dad Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798488500570
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  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 100
  • Author: Toolrulez Publishing
  • Publication Date: October 2nd, 2021
  • Release Date: October 2nd, 2021
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Car Mechanic Saved Me From Being A Pornstar Calendar 2022: Crossed Car Mechanic Tools & Wings Funny Car Guys Joke Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes

By Toolrulez Publishing

Independently published
Released: October 2nd, 2021
Paperback (100 pages)

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Car Mechanic Saved Me From Being A Pornstar Calendar 2022: Crossed Car Mechanic Tools & Wings Funny Car Guys Joke Themed Calendar 2022 Cover Appointment Planner Book & Organizer For Daily Notes
  • Manufacturer: Independently published
  • EAN: 9798488514461
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  • Paperback
  • Number of Pages: 100
  • Author: Toolrulez Publishing
  • Publication Date: October 2nd, 2021
  • Release Date: October 2nd, 2021
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The Don't Laugh Challenge - Sibling Edition: The Ultimate Rivalry Joke Book for Brothers, Sisters, and Kids Ages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

By Billy Boy

Bacchus Publishing House
Released: July 3rd, 2019
Paperback (78 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: Bacchus Publishing House
  • ISBN: 1951025024
  • EAN: 9781951025021
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  • Number of Pages: 78
  • Author: Billy Boy
  • Publication Date: July 3rd, 2019
  • Release Date: July 3rd, 2019
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  • Weight: 0.7 Pounds
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The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids

By Carole P. Roman

Rockridge Press
Released: August 27th, 2019
Paperback (160 pages)

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  • ISBN: 1641526378
  • EAN: 9781641526371
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  • Number of Pages: 160
  • Author: Carole P. Roman
  • Publication Date: August 27th, 2019
  • Release Date: August 27th, 2019
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  • Weight: 0.6 Pounds
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The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers

By Loren Bouchard

Kingswell
Released: February 2nd, 2021
Hardcover (128 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: Hyperion Avenue
  • Brand: Kingswell
  • ISBN: 1368071066
  • EAN: 9781368071062
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  • Hardcover
  • Format: Illustrated
  • Number of Pages: 128
  • Author: Loren Bouchard
  • Publication Date: February 2nd, 2021
  • Release Date: February 2nd, 2021
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  • Size: 9.125 Inches by 6.625 Inches by 0.625 Inches
  • Weight: 1.15 Pounds
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