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JokeCatalog.com   >   Cars

Car Jokes

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  • Car Crash
    A monk and a priest are in a car crash...

  • Car Smash
    A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely...

  • Fishing
    A man was speeding down the freeway, feeling safe that he wouldn't be pulled over because all the other cars were travelling at the same speed...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about cars.

  • Rolls versus Ford
    A man driving a Rolls Royce pulls up at a traffic lights next to a beaten-up old Ford...

  • What not to say
    Top twenty things not to say to a cop who pulls you over.

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Self Driving Car Jokes and More

By Joe Dyson

Lulu.com
Released: November 12th, 2018
Paperback (114 pages)

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  • Manufacturer: lulu.com
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  • ISBN: 0359221483
  • EAN: 9780359221486
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  • Edition: First Edition
  • Number of Pages: 114
  • Author: Joe Dyson
  • Publication Date: November 12th, 2018
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Jokes For Mechanics: Funny Mechanics Jokes, Puns and Stories

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Independently Published
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  • ISBN: 1794464255
  • EAN: 9781794464254
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  • Number of Pages: 82
  • Author: Chester Croker
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The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes: A Joke Book for Seniors for Brain Fitness and Good Mood

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  • Number of Pages: 135
  • Author: Jacob Maxwell
  • Publication Date: February 24th, 2022
  • Release Date: February 24th, 2022
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Dad Jokes Fuel Car Pun Loading Father Notebook: Car Notebook 120 pages | " 6 x 9 " | Collage Lined Pages | Journal | Diary | For Students, Teens, and Kids

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Dad Jokes around the Campfire. The Good. The Bad. The Un-Bear-able.: Camping Edition

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  • ISBN: 1643400924
  • EAN: 9781643400921
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  • Number of Pages: 127
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