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Last Requests Jokes Four corporate vice presidents (English, French, Japanese and American) are kidnapped by terrorists. The leader of the terrorists says, "You are all capitalistic exploiters of the workers who deserve to be shot. Before we shoot you, do you have any last requests?" The English man steps forward and says, "Before I die, I would like to honor my country by singing God Save the Queen." Next, the French man steps forward and says, "Before I die, I would like to honor my country by singing La Marseillaise." The Japanese man steps forward and says, "Before I die, I would like to honor my country by giving a lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management". The American says, "I want you to kill me right now, so I don't have to listen to another lecture about the Japanese style of management!" |
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