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101 Animal Jokes for Kids: Giggle inducing, silly kid jokes about animals. Early reader book, great for ages 6-8

By Them Kids

Independently published
Paperback (105 pages)

101 Animal Jokes for Kids: Giggle inducing, silly kid jokes about animals. Early reader book, great for ages 6-8
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Kid jokes about animals, 101 are included, to be exact! This book is fully of funny animal jokes for kids. This makes the perfect early reader book to help motivate your kids to start reading! Get your kids to read you these kid jokes about animals, or to call Grandma and read to her!. Use this children's book to start your child's love for reading or possibly their career as a comedian.101 Animal Jokes for Kids is the giggle inducing book to bring a smile to your child's face.Perfect for ages 6-8 but fun for all ages.

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

Elliott Rob
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)
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All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

By National Geographic Kids

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Released: 2012-03-13
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
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Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
 
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Pug Joke Book: An Illustrated Collection

By Momo J Pug

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (46 pages)

Pug Joke Book: An Illustrated Collection
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Why do Pugs hate the rain?
They're afraid of stepping in a poodle!

Why do Pugs run in circles?
'Cause it's too hard to run in squares!


The Pug Joke Book is a super funny collection of Pug jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Pug lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Pug lover? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Pug dogs!

"Funniest book about pugs! EVER!" - Peter M.
"Best Pug Gift!" - Jane D.

Readers will have a blast with this Pug book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you’ll just have to share with friends and family. It’s the perfect funny present for Pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best.

Your search for the best Pug book of jokes is over! This Pug joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more!

So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Pugs to others!

Here’s why The Pug Joke Book is the best kind of joke book:

• Funny Jokes about Pugs
• Excellent unusual gift for any Pug lover
• Cute and colorful illustrations
• Hours of fun and entertainment
• Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

What's the best gift for any pug lover? It's the pug joke book! This book is filled with the cutest pug puppy drawings you have ever seen. It's a must have gift for any kid who is into pugs or that pug mom who is impossible to shop for. This is a serious endeavor to catalogue the worlds greatest pug jokes, but it's also a funny joke gag gift. So either way you win! If you know someone who loves pugs and they really really need a gift, then get them this amazing pug jokes book. It beats a pug calendar and pug puppy harness any day. Sure anyone can get your pug a plush toy, or some kinda pug grooming kit for all their pug shedding, but only one book can bring the gift of laughter! So move over rover,
PUGS ARE TAKING OVER!

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals

By Deana Gunn

Brown Bag Pub
Paperback (200 pages)

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals
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Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 2: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More

By National Geographic Kids

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Released: 2012-12-11
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 2: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More
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Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A: A milk shake!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colorful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Releases simultaneously in Reinforced Library Binding: 978-1-4263-1017-1 , $15.90/$17.95 Can

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Cats (WITH 35+ PICTURES)! (Animal Jokes)

By Cesar Dunbar

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (136 pages)

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Cats (WITH 35+ PICTURES)! (Animal Jokes)
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The Perfect Funny Gift | Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes!


What did the alien say to the cat?

Answer: “Take me to your litter!

Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh.

That is why ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids’ is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

Why You Should Get Your Paws On ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’:



In this book, you will find:

  • 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 
  • 35+ Funny Illustratrions

This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!


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Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:


Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off?

A: The re-tail store!

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Q: Who delivers presents to cats?

A: Santa Claws!

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Q: What is a cat’s favorite car? 

A: a Catillac


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