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Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)
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All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

By National Geographic Kids

National Geographic
Released: 2012-03-13
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
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Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
 
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals

By Deana Gunn

Brown Bag Pub
Paperback (200 pages)

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals
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Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 4-in-1 Collection

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2016-09-06
Hardcover (256 pages)

The Complete Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 4-in-1 Collection
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Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.

Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 2: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More

By National Geographic Kids

National Geographic
Released: 2012-12-11
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking 2: 300 Hilarious Jokes About Everything, Including Tongue Twisters, Riddles, and More
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Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A: A milk shake!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colorful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Releases simultaneously in Reinforced Library Binding: 978-1-4263-1017-1 , $15.90/$17.95 Can

The Simple Book Of Jokes: (with fun animal facts & illustrations)

By Robert B. Grand

Robert B. Grand
Released: 2017-11-21
Kindle Edition (80 pages)

The Simple Book Of Jokes: (with fun animal facts & illustrations)
 
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Are you looking for a good joke books for childrens to keep your litlle ones entertained and happy?
Here it is: The Simple Book Of Jokes for kids.

Collection of simple jokes for childrens: including Q & A jokes, knock, knock jokes and some fun animal facts that will make your kids laugh out loud for hours.

Some funny illustration inside.

This book of jokes is recommended for ages 5 and up.

Purchase a paper copy of The Simple Book Of Jokes and get the Kindle version FREE!

Animal Crackups: 1,001 Beastly Riddles, Jokes, and Tongue Twisters from Highlights™ (Highlights™ Laugh Attack! Joke Books)

Highlights Press
Released: 2015-09-01
Paperback (256 pages)

Animal Crackups: 1,001 Beastly Riddles, Jokes, and Tongue Twisters from Highlights™ (Highlights™ Laugh Attack! Joke Books)
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Kids love jokes and humor is a signature feature of Highlights magazine; thousands of jokes are sent in by kids every year! We are expanding our popular jokes and riddles library to include themed collections. Animal Crackups features more than 1,001 of Highlights’ best jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters and 125 wacky, laugh-inducing illustrations by Rich Powell, making it perfect for sharing with family and friends and for generating plenty of giggles and grins.

Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! (Laff-O-Tronic Joke Books!)

By Michael Dahl

Stone Arch Books
Released: 2014-10-01
Kindle Edition (96 pages)

Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! (Laff-O-Tronic Joke Books!)
 
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The most awesome collection of jokes, comics, gags, and basically everything awesome and fun about animals!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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