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  • After Dinner Speaker
    The after dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he sat down, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to put in his false teeth...

  • Cheapest Extraction
    A man went into the dentist's office, and asked "How much to remove wisdom teeth?"

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    Assorted short dentist jokes.

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Dentist Jokes: Huge Selection Of Funny Jokes For Dentists

By Chester Croker

Independently published
Paperback (82 pages)

Dentist Jokes: Huge Selection Of Funny Jokes For Dentists
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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.

Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.

This book is brand new in 2019, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.

It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.

Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas!
Brace yourself and buy it now!

Dentist Jokes for Kids (Themed Joke Books Book 9)

By G. Nyla Phillips

Released: 2020-01-14
Kindle Edition (67 pages)

Dentist Jokes for Kids (Themed Joke Books Book 9)
 
Product Description:

This is a funny joke book about going to the dentist. For kids aged 7 to 12. The jokes in here are as clean as a healthy mouth should be!


If dentists and orthodondists are looking for kids’ books for the dental waiting room, this book is perfect for kids to read while they wait.


Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist?  

A: Because he had gingervitis!  


Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?  

A: At tooth hurty! (2:30)


Q: Why did the queen go the dentist?  

A: To have her teeth crowned.  


This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.  All Jokes are illustrated!  Everyone enjoys a good joke and kids will love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. 

About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.

Check out the other books in this series!

Things I'd Like to Say to My Patients But Can't: Funny Appreciation Thank You Gift for Nurses, Doctors, Surgeon, Chiropractor & Dentist. Gag Joke Notebook Journal. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages.

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Things I d Like to Say to My Patients But Can t: Funny Appreciation Thank You Gift for Nurses, Doctors, Surgeon, Chiropractor & Dentist. Gag Joke Notebook Journal. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages.
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This Funny Thank Your Appreciation joke Gag Gift for Nurses, Doctors, Chiropractor, Surgeon & Dentists, Notebook & Journal Diary is a hilarious gift that will surely get a big laugh from your beloved healthcare professional. 6 x 9 Inch Notebook Journal, 120 Blank Lined Pages.

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book: Volume I

By Dr. Colby Gage

Independently published
Paperback (52 pages)

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book: Volume I
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What’s the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you’ll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they’re waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear’s teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg


 
 
 
 

 
 
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