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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes

By F Adams

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Paperback (138 pages)

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes
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Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth! In less enlightened times being labelled a geek was often pejorative, but in the 21st century geeks, particularly science and technology geeks, have become essential players in any business that seeks to compete in today's fast paced market - it's finally cool to be a geek! This book contains over 600 science and technology themed jokes, which might require a little subject matter expertise to fully appreciate, but even if you don't get them straight away you may well still learn something interesting and funny to expand your geekspertise.

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
Paperback (162 pages)

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)

By Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Enslow Elementary
Paperback (48 pages)

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)
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What color is a burp? Burple! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different science topics! You can also create your own funny board game!

101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends: Science experiments, jokes, activities & recipes for loads of gross, gooey fun (101 Things)

By Julie Huffman

Huffman Julie
Flexibound (144 pages)

101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends: Science experiments, jokes, activities & recipes for loads of gross, gooey fun (101 Things)
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  • 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends Science Experiments Jokes Activities Recipes for Loads of Gross Gooey Fun
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Filled with science activities, jokes, and fun facts, 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends appeals to young scientists with an irreverent sense of humor.

101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends features tons of gross-themed activities, jokes, and fun facts that not only entertain young readers, but also have a definitive scientific basis. Kids will be off and running after some basic science information. In no time at all they'll be making all kinds of gross (and awesome!) creations, like slimy snot or gorilla poop! 

This manual of science experiments and hands-on activities is written with a perfect mixture of funny jokes, scientific facts, and how-to steps to make 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends a fun, engaging, and delightfully gross way to add science to and kids life!

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (MIT Press)

By Matthew M. Hurley & Reginald B. Adams Jr.

Brand: The MIT Press
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Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (MIT Press)
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An evolutionary and cognitive account of the addictive mind candy that is humor.

Some things are funny -- jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed -- but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature -- aka natural selection -- cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

Riveted: The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh, Movies Make Us Cry, and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe

By Jim Davies

Jim Davies
Released: 2014-08-05
Hardcover (288 pages)

Riveted: The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh, Movies Make Us Cry, and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe
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  • Riveted The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh Movies Make Us Cry and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe
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Why do some things pass under the radar of our attention, but other things capture our interest? Why do some religions catch on and others fade away? What makes a story, a movie, or a book riveting? Why do some people keep watching the news even though it makes them anxious?
The past 20 years have seen a remarkable flourishing of scientific research into exactly these kinds of questions. Professor Jim Davies' fascinating and highly accessible book, Riveted, reveals the evolutionary underpinnings of why we find things compelling, from art to religion and from sports to superstition. Compelling things fit our minds like keys in the ignition, turning us on and keeping us running, and yet we are often unaware of what makes these "keys" fit. What we like and don't like is almost always determined by subconscious forces, and when we try to consciously predict our own preferences we're often wrong. In one study of speed dating, people were asked what kinds of partners they found attractive. When the results came back, the participants' answers before the exercise had no correlation with who they actually found attractive in person! We are beginning to understand just how much the brain makes our decisions for us: we are rewarded with a rush of pleasure when we detect patterns, as the brain thinks we've discovered something significant; the mind urges us to linger on the news channel or rubberneck an accident in case it might pick up important survival information; it even pushes us to pick up People magazine in order to find out about changes in the social structure.
Drawing on work from philosophy, anthropology, religious studies, psychology, economics, computer science, and biology, Davies offers a comprehensive explanation to show that in spite of the differences between the many things that we find compelling, they have similar effects on our minds and brains.

101 Engineer Jokes For Engineers

By Elias Hill

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101 Engineer Jokes For Engineers
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Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor.

This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie?  Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi.

Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!



 
 
 
 

 
 
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