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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams, and Jokes Plucked from Science

By Simon Flynn

Brand: Icon Books
Released: 2013-11-12
Paperback (288 pages)

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"Simon Flynn's cornucopia of curious facts, anecdotes, and quotations . . . is sure to entertain and surprise."—New Scientist

From the Large Hadron Collider rap to the sins of Isaac Newton, The Science Magpie is a compelling collection of scientific curiosities. Expand your knowledge as you view the history of the Earth on the face of a clock, tremble at the power of the Richter scale, and learn how to measure the speed of light.

Simon Flynn was the publisher at icon Books for many years and is now a qualified science teacher. He has degrees in chemistry and philosophy.


Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes

By F Adams

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Paperback (138 pages)

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes
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Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth! In less enlightened times being labelled a geek was often pejorative, but in the 21st century geeks, particularly science and technology geeks, have become essential players in any business that seeks to compete in today's fast paced market - it's finally cool to be a geek! This book contains over 600 science and technology themed jokes, which might require a little subject matter expertise to fully appreciate, but even if you don't get them straight away you may well still learn something interesting and funny to expand your geekspertise.

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)

By John Townsend

Scribo
Released: 2018-05-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)
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Kids will guffaw and get totally grossed out with these wild science-based facts and jokes!
 
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket
 
Enjoy a little fun, foul science! Find out about stinky space stations, disease busters, criminal forensics, computer nerds, and, of course, pure geniuses and mad scientists. Children will love every one of these weird and crazy facts, whether they’re about long-ago alchemists who tried to create gold from urine or a professor of physics who made dead frogs’ legs twitch with electricity.

Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)

By Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Enslow Elementary
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Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone (Funny Bone Jokes)
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What color is a burp? Burple! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different science topics! You can also create your own funny board game!

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
Paperback (162 pages)

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

Riveted: The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh, Movies Make Us Cry, and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe

By Jim Davies

Palgrave MacMillan Trade
Released: 2014-08-05
Hardcover (288 pages)

Riveted: The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh, Movies Make Us Cry, and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe
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Why do some things pass under the radar of our attention, but other things capture our interest? Why do some religions catch on and others fade away? What makes a story, a movie, or a book riveting? Why do some people keep watching the news even though it makes them anxious?
The past 20 years have seen a remarkable flourishing of scientific research into exactly these kinds of questions. Professor Jim Davies' fascinating and highly accessible book, Riveted, reveals the evolutionary underpinnings of why we find things compelling, from art to religion and from sports to superstition. Compelling things fit our minds like keys in the ignition, turning us on and keeping us running, and yet we are often unaware of what makes these "keys" fit. What we like and don't like is almost always determined by subconscious forces, and when we try to consciously predict our own preferences we're often wrong. In one study of speed dating, people were asked what kinds of partners they found attractive. When the results came back, the participants' answers before the exercise had no correlation with who they actually found attractive in person! We are beginning to understand just how much the brain makes our decisions for us: we are rewarded with a rush of pleasure when we detect patterns, as the brain thinks we've discovered something significant; the mind urges us to linger on the news channel or rubberneck an accident in case it might pick up important survival information; it even pushes us to pick up People magazine in order to find out about changes in the social structure.
Drawing on work from philosophy, anthropology, religious studies, psychology, economics, computer science, and biology, Davies offers a comprehensive explanation to show that in spite of the differences between the many things that we find compelling, they have similar effects on our minds and brains.

I Would Tell You A Chemistry Joke.... But All The Good Ones Argon Composition Book: Science Joke Composition Book 200 pages 7.44" x 9.69" College Ruled

By Mark Smith

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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I Would Tell You A Chemistry Joke.... But All The Good Ones Argon Composition Book: Science Joke Composition Book 200 pages 7.44" x 9.69" College Ruled
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Science joke Composition Book for students. Perfect for school and college.If you love chemistry, science or funny puns, this note book is for you.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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