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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (89 pages)

400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

I Make Bad Chemistry Jokes Because All The Good Ones Argon: Funny Science and Science Humor Chemistry. Great Gift for Teachers Professors and Students

By Steven L Rankin Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (124 pages)

I Make Bad Chemistry Jokes Because All The Good Ones Argon: Funny Science and Science Humor Chemistry. Great Gift for Teachers Professors and Students
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FUN CHEMISTRY EDUCATION NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL

This funny science and chemistry teacher inspired notebook is just what a teacher, teaching assistant, school education faculty or staff member needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Even better than a teacher or professor simply having such a book, is when it's provided to them as a give at the beginning or end of the year, or during Teacher Appreciation Week.

Not only is this journal visually appealing, it also allows for simple note taking or writing about whatever is going on in everyday life. Science and Chemistry teachers help make the world go round and are educating our countries youth all the time. They also aren't getting the salary, love, appreciation and attention they deserve. While this book is a simple gift, it could make the world of a difference for the teacher who it might be given to.

Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and nothing to work off of, this book features 120 pages of lined paper which allows for writing in any style or direction the book owner likes.

The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity.

Need to take notes? Write down school education and lesson plans? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs.

  • SIZE: 6 X 9 
  • PAPER: Lined White Paper 
  • FEATURES: Original Art Cover
  • PAGES: 120 Pages
  • COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)

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Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes

By F Adams

Independently published
Paperback (138 pages)

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes
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Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth! In less enlightened times being labelled a geek was often pejorative, but in the 21st century geeks, particularly science and technology geeks, have become essential players in any business that seeks to compete in today's fast paced market - it's finally cool to be a geek! This book contains over 600 science and technology themed jokes, which might require a little subject matter expertise to fully appreciate, but even if you don't get them straight away you may well still learn something interesting and funny to expand your geekspertise.

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)

By John Townsend

Scribo
Released: 2018-05-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)
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Kids will guffaw and get totally grossed out with these wild science-based facts and jokes!
 
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket
 
Enjoy a little fun, foul science! Find out about stinky space stations, disease busters, criminal forensics, computer nerds, and, of course, pure geniuses and mad scientists. Children will love every one of these weird and crazy facts, whether they’re about long-ago alchemists who tried to create gold from urine or a professor of physics who made dead frogs’ legs twitch with electricity.

Math, Chemistry and Science Joke Book

By Juicy Quotes

Independently published
Paperback (58 pages)

Math, Chemistry and Science Joke Book
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This Math, Chemistry and Science joke book has lots of jokes about mathematics, calculus, chemistry and science. These funny jokes are perfect to share with students and teachers, in class or at home to friends. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!

I Was Going To Make A Joke About Sodium And Hydrogen By Nah: Funny Science and Science Humor Chemistry. Great Gift for Teachers Professors and Students

By Steven L Rankin Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (124 pages)

I Was Going To Make A Joke About Sodium And Hydrogen By Nah: Funny Science and Science Humor Chemistry. Great Gift for Teachers Professors and Students
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FUN CHEMISTRY EDUCATION NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL

This funny science and chemistry teacher inspired notebook is just what a teacher, teaching assistant, school education faculty or staff member needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Even better than a teacher or professor simply having such a book, is when it's provided to them as a give at the beginning or end of the year, or during Teacher Appreciation Week.

Not only is this journal visually appealing, it also allows for simple note taking or writing about whatever is going on in everyday life. Science and Chemistry teachers help make the world go round and are educating our countries youth all the time. They also aren't getting the salary, love, appreciation and attention they deserve. While this book is a simple gift, it could make the world of a difference for the teacher who it might be given to.

Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and nothing to work off of, this book features 120 pages of lined paper which allows for writing in any style or direction the book owner likes.

The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity.

Need to take notes? Write down school education and lesson plans? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs.

  • SIZE: 6 X 9 
  • PAPER: Lined White Paper 
  • FEATURES: Original Art Cover
  • PAGES: 120 Pages
  • COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)

Limited Time Offer

  • Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists
  • Printed on high quality interior stock paper
  • Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work

Order your copy today!

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
Paperback (162 pages)

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

Biology Teacher Science Joke NOTEBOOK: Journal, Diary or Notebook for Kids, Students and Teens, Perfect for School, College

By Sayed Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (120 pages)

Biology Teacher Science Joke NOTEBOOK: Journal, Diary or Notebook for Kids, Students and Teens, Perfect for School, College
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This Biology Teacher paperback notebook is 6" x 9" and has 120 blank lined pages (60 sheets) which provide plenty of room for writing ideas, thoughts, or to do lists. This Composition Notebook is perfect for note taking, journaling, writing poetry, and daily planner, lists, making to do lists, ideas, travel journal, organizer, diary, notepad, gratitude or your next

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

By Carole P. Roman

Rockridge Press
Released: 2019-08-27
Paperback (160 pages)

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!
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800 silly jokes, limitless learning

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and silly stats for endless hours of hilarious entertainment. The funny thing is―in reading and telling the jokes―kids improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills. The learning is hidden in the yuks!

This collection of jokes for kids is fully illustrated, family-friendly, and filled with modern, inclusive material. Prompts also encourage kids to write their own gags. These knee-slappers even get more challenging with each chapter, so this book tickles funny bones of all ages. Kids will be bursting to share the laughs every chance they get (parents, you’ve been warned).

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids offers side-spitting fun anytime and anywhere:

  • Car trip chuckles―These jokes for kids will keep young readers engaged and giggling not just at home, but on road trips, plane trips, and beyond.
  • Budding comedians―Kids will learn about setups, punchlines, and how to write some jokes of their own.
  • Reading frenzy―This is one book even reluctant young readers won’t be able to put down.

Keep kids laughing, learning, and reading for hours with this massive book of jokes for kids.



 
 
 
 

 
 
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