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400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

By Hank D. McRoy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (89 pages)

400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns
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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a “book.” Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)

By John Townsend

Scribo
Released: 2018-05-01
Paperback (128 pages)

Science Facts & Jokes (Totally Gross & Awesome)
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Kids will guffaw and get totally grossed out with these wild science-based facts and jokes!
 
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket
 
Enjoy a little fun, foul science! Find out about stinky space stations, disease busters, criminal forensics, computer nerds, and, of course, pure geniuses and mad scientists. Children will love every one of these weird and crazy facts, whether they’re about long-ago alchemists who tried to create gold from urine or a professor of physics who made dead frogs’ legs twitch with electricity.

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes

By F Adams

Independently published
Paperback (138 pages)

Geeky Jokes: Over 600 Science & Technology Themed Jokes
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Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth! In less enlightened times being labelled a geek was often pejorative, but in the 21st century geeks, particularly science and technology geeks, have become essential players in any business that seeks to compete in today's fast paced market - it's finally cool to be a geek! This book contains over 600 science and technology themed jokes, which might require a little subject matter expertise to fully appreciate, but even if you don't get them straight away you may well still learn something interesting and funny to expand your geekspertise.

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

By Betsy Devine

Fireside
Paperback (162 pages)

Absolute Zero Gravity: Science Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes
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Gathers jokes and anecdotes about academia, scientists, teaching professors, scientific reputations, academic publishing, women scientists, and popular science

Nerd Jokes!: Over 250 Math and Science Jokes!

By Amanda Love

Released: 2015-01-29
Kindle Edition (78 pages)

Nerd Jokes!: Over 250 Math and Science Jokes!
 
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You've found it. This is the motherload of all math and science jokes that have ever been told. We've packed over 250 jokes from different categories into a single collection that is sure to have your side splitting and tears rolling. You'll get the best jokes hand selected from the following categories:

Miscellaneous Nerd Jokes...
Math Jokes…
Physics Jokes…
Chemistry Jokes…
Biology Jokes…
The Mathematician, Physicist, and the Engineer...

Never Trust an Atom They Make Up Everything: 120 Blank Lined Page Softcover Notes Journal | College Ruled Composition Notebook | 6x9 Blank Line | Funny Science Joke Notebook For Physicists

By Deep Senses Designs

Independently published
Paperback (120 pages)

Never Trust an Atom They Make Up Everything: 120 Blank Lined Page Softcover Notes Journal | College Ruled Composition Notebook | 6x9 Blank Line | Funny Science Joke Notebook For Physicists
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A perfect gift | Everybody needs a notebook


Looking for a cute and useful gift for a beloved one? Or maybe you're after a cool notebook for yourself. Then, look no more, you just found it. This awesome ruled/lined notebook is perfect for a variety of uses. Do you want to be more creative, keep track of your goals, or simply be a more organized person? So, take action, write it all!

Inspiration and ideas come and go quickly. Carry this notebook with you and be prepared. Keeping a journal is a great idea and a proved way to relax and stay more focused and organized.


You can use it as:

  • Gratitude Journal
  • Collections Journal
  • Travel Journal to carry with you everywhere you go
  • Quote book
  • Scrapbook
  • Bucket list
  • Book log
  • And much more...

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  • Matte finish softcover
  • 120 "6x9" lined pages
  • High-quality print

Genius Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through History, Science, Culture & Learn a Little Something Along the Way (What's So Funny)

By Frank Flannery

Rock Point
Released: 2018-05-29
Hardcover (176 pages)

Genius Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through History, Science, Culture & Learn a Little Something Along the Way (What s So Funny)
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Ready to take your humor to the next level? Genius Jokes is a comprehensive collection of wisdom and wisecracks that will have even the smartest cookie rolling in the aisles of the lecture hall.

Nothing is more satisfying than getting a joke that flies over the heads of most people in the room. This book not only supplies the readers with smart jokes about academic subjects like History, Science, and Philosophy, it also contains detailed explanations of the concepts and historical figures the jokes are based on so that you're never flying blind when dropping a comedic gem.

Impress your friends, family, in-laws, professors, or brilliant love interest, and never laugh at a joke you don't quite get. With Genius Jokes, you'll bend minds and split sides with the best!

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

By Mat Waugh

Big Red Button Books
Paperback (101 pages)

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your leg!

What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?
A close shave with a gorilla!

What does a man with two left feet wear?
Flip-flips!

If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?
Hurry-canes!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

**Newsflash**
Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

Game Of Bones: Anatomy & Physiology Journal | Notebook | Workbook For Surgeon, Practitioner, Hospital, Medicine Memes, Lab Girls & Witty Medical Science Jokes Fans - 6x9 - 100 Blank Lined Pages

By YeoYs Medical

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

Game Of Bones: Anatomy & Physiology Journal | Notebook | Workbook For Surgeon, Practitioner, Hospital, Medicine Memes, Lab Girls & Witty Medical Science Jokes Fans - 6x9 - 100 Blank Lined Pages
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Game Of Bones Journal | Notebook | Workbook - 6x9 - 100 Pages - Graph Paper 5x5 - Glossy Softback Cover

Amazing Game Of Bones illustrative work with Original Medicine Logo. Act now & get your new favorite Medicine Puns artwork or gift it to family & friends.

  • 100 duo sided bright white pages
  • 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...)
  • High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love
  • Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion
  • Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets,...


 
 
 
 

 
 
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