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Doctor Jokes

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  • Arm Trouble
    A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.

  • Bad Diet
    A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...

  • Bad News, Terrible News
    Joe went to the doctor for his test results...

  • Countdown
    "I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.

  • Doctor Doctor Jokes
    Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.

  • Faint in the Morning
    "Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"

  • Terminal Condition
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...

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A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Paperback (200 pages)

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—

  • absolutely hilarious anecdotes
  • one-liners worth repeating
  • jokes to cure what ails a person
  • cartoons to brighten any day

Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

The Doctor Joke Book

By Sid Behrman

Barnes & Noble Books
Hardcover (128 pages)

The Doctor Joke Book
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Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader's Digest
Released: 2011-01-06
Paperback (216 pages)

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America s Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons
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Collected from one of the omst popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this compliation of more than 1,000 all-new jokes, quotes, anecdotes, quips, and cartoons is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud each day.

This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, quips, funny things kids say, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction
 
  • Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage
  • What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!"
  • Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
  • Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."
  • "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973
  • As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."

Doctor Jokes: Side Effects Include Laughter

By R J Clarke

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (24 pages)

Doctor Jokes: Side Effects Include Laughter
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This book contains 100 Doctor, Doctor jokes. There is also funny doctor questions, short doctor jokes and long doctor jokes.

101 Amazing Doctor Doctor Jokes

By Jack Goldstein

Andrews UK Limited
Audible Audiobook

101 Amazing Doctor Doctor Jokes
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Warning! Warning! This collection of jokes is dangerously funny. The hilarious Kent Harris has a bunch of jokes to tell you, with some about animals, some about medicine, some real classics, but all starting with those famous words 'doctor, doctor'. So make sure to tell your whole family they should prepare themselves for their sides splitting before listening to this awesome audiobook....

Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most Hilarious Jokes, Gags, and Cartoons

By Editors of Reader's Digest

Reader's Digest
Released: 2014-01-02
Kindle Edition (216 pages)

Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most Hilarious Jokes, Gags, and Cartoons
 
Product Description:
This hilarious collection offers up some of the funniest moments that get us through our day, in the form of jokes, gags and cartoons that will have readers laughing out loud.
 
Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring readers Laughter the Best Medicine, All-Time Faves, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again
that laughter is always the best medicine.  
 
 
“Did you hear the one about the hitchhiker who never got anywhere? He’d get up early to avoid traffic.”                                                --Chuck Welch, Houston, TX
 
“When my husband was a home builder, his thumb ended up on the business end of a sledgehammer, and our three-year-old daughter, Kiana, was eager to tell the entire world. When her caregiver asked how the accident had happened, Kiana shook her head sadly and said, “You know, sometimes at work, my daddy just gets hammered.”        
--Stasia Uhlmann, Rocky Mountain House, Canada
 
“After one of my students acted up, I took him to our school psychiatrist, who asked if he had ADHD. “No,” said the boy. “I just have a normal TV.” –Matthew Hughes, Fort Collins, CO
 
“I’ve been told that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. How come when you meet the wrong person, it takes a year and a half?”           --Comedian Phil Hanley
 


 
 
 
 

 
 
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