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Doctor Jokes

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  • Arm Trouble
    A man goes to the doctor complaining that his arm is hurting.

  • Bad Diet
    A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose...

  • Bad News, Terrible News
    Joe went to the doctor for his test results...

  • Countdown
    "I'm afraid that you're dying and don't have much time left", said the doctor.

  • Doctor Doctor Jokes
    Assorted Doctor Doctor jokes.

  • Faint in the Morning
    "Doctor when I wake up in the morning I feel faint, and it lasts for up to an hour"

  • Terminal Condition
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a check-up...

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A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

By Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers
Paperback (200 pages)

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—

  • absolutely hilarious anecdotes
  • one-liners worth repeating
  • jokes to cure what ails a person
  • cartoons to brighten any day

Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

Prescription for Laughter: 150 Hilariously Lame Medical Jokes to Help You Heal with Humor (The Totally Lame Joke Book Series) (Volume 3)

By Bonnie Daly

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (42 pages)

Prescription for Laughter: 150 Hilariously Lame Medical Jokes to Help You Heal with Humor (The Totally Lame Joke Book Series) (Volume 3)
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Given that some people firmly believe laughter’s the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate. Side effects may include: Giggling, chuckling, grinning like an idiot, and feeling much, much better far sooner than expected.

I Found This Humerus 2019: Weekly Monthly Planner Calendar Organiser and Journal with Inspirational Quotes, Goal Trackers + To Do Lists (Doctor Jokes)

By Nifty Notebooks

Independently published
Paperback (185 pages)

I Found This Humerus 2019: Weekly Monthly Planner Calendar Organiser and Journal with Inspirational Quotes, Goal Trackers + To Do Lists (Doctor Jokes)
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I Found This Humerus 2019 Planner



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Funny Jokes For Funny Kids:: Dr. Meme (Kid's Joke Book ages 5-12)

By Dr Meme

Independently published
Paperback (219 pages)

Funny Jokes For Funny Kids:: Dr. Meme (Kid s Joke Book ages 5-12)
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Funny Jokes For Funny Kids Gift Set.


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Vol 1 & 2 Combined

Finally the Dr. Meme series continues. Hundreds of Dad jokes, tummy busters, and riddles for hours of entertainment. Custom illustrations for added visual stimulation.

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    Illustrated Would You Rather?: Jokes and Game Book for Children Age 5-11 (Silly Kids and Family Scenarios)

    By Dr. Shh

    Independently published
    Paperback (107 pages)

    Illustrated Would You Rather?: Jokes and Game Book for Children Age 5-11 (Silly Kids and Family Scenarios)
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    Looking for a perfect gift book with exclusive jokes and a secret brain game for kids that will foster their imagination? Then keep reading…

    Would you rather swim faster than a shark; or speak in the voice of any person; or have a magical giant flying dragon; or create an odd superhero—Broccoliman?

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    Boys and girls of all ages love miracles. This book is full of magical creatures. Among them are dinosaurs, giant sea monsters, weird beasts, smart, friendly, and rare animals.

    The main hero of this book tries unusual hobbies, breaks sports records, visits remote countries, tastes strange meals, solves dangerous puzzles, and finds himself in the shoes of his favorite cartoon characters.

    As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated!

    Many kids of age from 5 to 11 years old enjoy coming up with their variations of these scenarios. It helps them to improve logical reasoning skills, skyrocket creativity, and develop a brilliant sense of humor.

    There are many important life lessons in the “YES or NO” Crazy Questions Game. At the same time, silly riddles and questions are extremely funny, especially because they are related to scenarios from the beginning of the book.

    The answers are often unexpected, thought-provoking, and fun to read together, even for parents, grandmas and grandpas, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this cool quiz game.

    In this book, your boy or girl will discover:

    • 80 Silly “Would You Rather” situations which will often make little kids cry with laughter
    • 40 Ultra-funny unique hand-drawn illustrations picturing every single scenario
    • Crazy Questions Game with 80 sensational “Do you believe it or not” questions
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    This book is a corny bathroom reader and a top gift idea for the best friend’s birthday party, holiday, and even without an occasion.

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    Some moms and dads use these one-of-a-kind scenarios as lunchbox jokes for kids, which was another unexpected idea for me.

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