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  • At the Movies
    A man goes to the movies...

  • Dog Shopper
    A dog walks into a butchers shop...

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    Short jokes about dogs.

  • Talking Dog
    A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?"

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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

By Louis Sachar

Yearling
Released: 1992-08-11
Paperback (240 pages)

Dogs Don t Tell Jokes
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A sidesplitting classic from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover!
 
Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practicing his routine nonstop to get it just right. Gary’s sure this will be his big break—he’ll make everyone laugh and win the $100 prize. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals

By Deana Gunn

Brown Bag Pub
Paperback (200 pages)

Lunchbox Jokes: Animals
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Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

Corny Dog Jokes

By Choppy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (102 pages)

Corny Dog Jokes
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Why didn’t anyone laugh at the farmer’s jokes? Because they were too corny! *** A long, long time ago in Internet time (read: three years ago), a woman dressed her dog, Choppy, up in a costume and took the dog’s picture. Not content with merely humiliating said dog with a costume, this woman captioned the picture with a joke. Not just any joke, mind you, but a very, very corny joke. The sort of joke which elicits groans and eye rolls from all who hear it. Thus was born one of the most popular features on the website travelswithchoppy.com: Corny Dog Jokes. This book is a hilarious collection of pictures of Choppy, captioned with corny jokes. This book will make you laugh. It will make you groan. It will make you wonder why Choppy continues to put up with all the costumes. And hopefully, it will make you go out and purchase many copies of the book for your friends and family members.

Puppy Dog Pals Bingo and Rolly's Jokes and Riddles (Disney Puppy Dog Pals)

By Disney Book Group

Disney Press
Released: 2017-07-25
Paperback (48 pages)

Puppy Dog Pals Bingo and Rolly s Jokes and Riddles (Disney Puppy Dog Pals)
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Rolly and Bingo's Jokes and Riddles is a 48-page book filled with full color illustrations and hundreds of puppy-themed jokes and riddles. Each page features the show's trademark silliness, making this joke book no laughing matter!

101 Dog and Cat Jokes for Kids: Joke Books for Kids (Volume 4)

By I P Grinning

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (36 pages)

101 Dog and Cat Jokes for Kids: Joke Books for Kids (Volume 4)
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IP Grinning presents... '101 Dog and Cat Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book.

Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves.
Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it.
Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes.

Reviews for IP Grinning joke books:

Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes!

Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these!

Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members.

My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh.

See if these tickle your funny bone:

How do cats freshen their breath? Mouse - wash!

What dogs make the best hairdressers? Shampoodles!

What kind of dog goes tick, tick, woof, woof, tick, tick, woof, woof? A watch dog!

What kind of cat loves duck burgers? A duck-filled patty puss!

What do nursing cats always carry? First aid kit-tens!

Why do you have to be careful when it starts raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!

What warning sound do Australian dogs on bicycles make? Dingo-ling!

Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

Dog MEMES-Funny Dog Memes For Kids! & Joke Book 2017: Memes 2017 Memes Funny Comedy XL Dog Memes Dog Jokes Hilarious Enjoy Pictures (Dog Memes, Funny ... Funny Books, Comedy,Hilarious) (Volume 1)

By Memes Animal Lover

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (152 pages)

Dog MEMES-Funny Dog Memes For Kids! & Joke Book 2017: Memes 2017 Memes Funny Comedy XL Dog Memes Dog Jokes Hilarious Enjoy Pictures (Dog Memes, Funny ... Funny Books, Comedy,Hilarious) (Volume 1)
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Funny Memes Dog Collection Welcome to this enormous and hilarious collection of funny memes! Guaranteed to make you laugh your head off!

150+ Dog Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

By Kid's Corner Publishing

Independently published
Paperback (35 pages)

150+ Dog Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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Are you ready for the best Dog Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

Below are sample jokes that you mind find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:

Q: What animal keeps track of time?
A: A watch dog

Q: When is a dog not a dog?
A: When it is pure bread

Q: Why are dogs lame dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet

Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can't drive.

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A: A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

You'll find more of them when you buy the book.

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