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Dog Jokes

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  • At the Movies
    A man goes to the movies...

  • Dog Shopper
    A dog walks into a butchers shop...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about dogs.

  • Talking Dog
    A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?"

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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

By Louis Sachar

Yearling
Released: 1992-08-11
Paperback (240 pages)

Dogs Don t Tell Jokes
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A sidesplitting classic from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover!
 
Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practicing his routine nonstop to get it just right. Gary’s sure this will be his big break—he’ll make everyone laugh and win the $100 prize. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids: Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about dogs (WITH 30+ PICTURES)! (Dog Books Book 3)

By Cesar Dunbar

Released: 2018-02-24
Kindle Edition (124 pages)

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids: Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about dogs (WITH 30+ PICTURES)! (Dog Books Book 3)
 
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Get Ready for a Good Laugh | Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes!


Why did the dog cross the road?

Answer: To get to the ‘barking’ lot!

All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh

That is why ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids’ is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

Why You Should Get Your Paws On ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids


In this book, you will find:

  • 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes 
  • 30+ funny illustratrions 

This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!

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Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:


Q:  What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador!

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Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?

A: Aware wolf.

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Q: What's a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?

A: Pupperoni!



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The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell

By Barbour Publishing

Barbour Publishing Company
Paperback (192 pages)

The World s Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell
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Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.
 

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

By National Geographic Kids

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Released: 2012-03-13
Paperback (208 pages)

National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
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Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
 
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-out-loud Jokes for Kids)
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All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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