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Dog Jokes

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  • At the Movies
    A man goes to the movies...

  • Dog Shopper
    A dog walks into a butchers shop...

  • Quick Fire Jokes
    Short jokes about dogs.

  • Talking Dog
    A man walks into a bar and says "If I prove to you that my dog can talk and answer questions, will you give me a free drink?"

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Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

By Rob Elliott

Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
Released: 2014-03-04
Paperback (128 pages)

Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids
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All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.

Corny Dog Jokes

By Choppy

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (102 pages)

Corny Dog Jokes
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Why didn’t anyone laugh at the farmer’s jokes? Because they were too corny! *** A long, long time ago in Internet time (read: three years ago), a woman dressed her dog, Choppy, up in a costume and took the dog’s picture. Not content with merely humiliating said dog with a costume, this woman captioned the picture with a joke. Not just any joke, mind you, but a very, very corny joke. The sort of joke which elicits groans and eye rolls from all who hear it. Thus was born one of the most popular features on the website travelswithchoppy.com: Corny Dog Jokes. This book is a hilarious collection of pictures of Choppy, captioned with corny jokes. This book will make you laugh. It will make you groan. It will make you wonder why Choppy continues to put up with all the costumes. And hopefully, it will make you go out and purchase many copies of the book for your friends and family members.

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids: Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about dogs (WITH 30+ PICTURES)! (Dog Books)

By Cesar Dunbar

Released: 2018-02-24
Kindle Edition (125 pages)

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids: Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about dogs (WITH 30+ PICTURES)! (Dog Books)
 
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The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Dog Jokes!


Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the ‘barking’ lot!

All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. 

That is why ’101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids’ is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

Why You Should Get Your Paws On ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids’:


In this book, you will find:

  • 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes 
  • 30+ funny illustrations 

This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!


DOWNLOAD: ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids


Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:


Q:  What do you call a dog magician? 

A: A labracadabrador!

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Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?

A: Aware wolf.

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Q: What's a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?

A: Pupperoni.

***

Buy ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids’, and get access to all the other jokes!

Finally, this dog jokes book also contains a bonus chapter: ‘How Does a Puppy Think?’ from the best-selling book ‘Puppy Training 101: The Essential Guide to Raising a Puppy With Love.

So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across?

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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

By Louis Sachar

Yearling
Released: 1992-08-11
Paperback (240 pages)

Dogs Don t Tell Jokes
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  • Yearling
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A sidesplitting classic from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover!
 
Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practicing his routine nonstop to get it just right. Gary’s sure this will be his big break—he’ll make everyone laugh and win the $100 prize. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Puppy Dog Pals Bingo and Rolly's Jokes and Riddles (Disney Puppy Dog Pals)

By Disney Book Group

Disney Press
Released: 2017-07-25
Paperback (48 pages)

Puppy Dog Pals Bingo and Rolly s Jokes and Riddles (Disney Puppy Dog Pals)
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Rolly and Bingo's Jokes and Riddles is a 48-page book filled with full color illustrations and hundreds of puppy-themed jokes and riddles. Each page features the show's trademark silliness, making this joke book no laughing matter!

Dog MEMES-Funny Dog Memes For Kids! & Joke Book 2017: Memes 2017 Memes Funny Comedy XL Dog Memes Dog Jokes Hilarious Enjoy Pictures (Dog Memes, Funny Funny Books, Comedy,Hilarious) (Volume 1)

By Memes Animal Lover

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (152 pages)

Dog MEMES-Funny Dog Memes For Kids! & Joke Book 2017: Memes 2017 Memes Funny Comedy XL Dog Memes Dog Jokes Hilarious Enjoy Pictures (Dog Memes, Funny Funny Books, Comedy,Hilarious) (Volume 1)
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Funny Memes Dog Collection Welcome to this enormous and hilarious collection of funny memes! Guaranteed to make you laugh your head off!

Dog Jokes: For Kids: Jolly Jokes for Kids, Book 6

By Jeevna Bajaj

CZYK Publishing
Audible Audiobook

Dog Jokes: For Kids: Jolly Jokes for Kids, Book 6
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Jolly Joke Books presents Dog Jokes: For Kids - 125+ child-friendly dog jokes for kids!

These jokes will bring smiles to children's faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

  • Great for road trips
  • Listen in waiting rooms
  • Listen before nap time
  • Listen at bed time
  • Great for a vacation

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