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102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter

By Bryan Thomas Schmidt

Delabarre Publishing, LLC
Released: 2012-07-30
Kindle Edition (40 pages)

102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter
 
Product Description:
What's a Velociraptor's favorite number?
Eight (ate)!

Kids are fascinated by dinosaurs - what they looked like, what they ate, where they lived, how you pronounce their names, etc. Kids also love jokes, riddles, puns.

Kids loved Delabarre Publishing's best-selling 101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles to Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter, and now kids have even more dinosaur jokes with 102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter.

What do you call a dentist who treats dinosaurs?
Scared.

The book of Clean Jokes : Fun for the entire family: The best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family

By Cotton Kitten

Independently published
Paperback (100 pages)

The book of Clean Jokes : Fun for the entire family: The best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family
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In its 100 pages, this book contains the best jokes, riddles and comic stuff that are both fun to read, and clean enough for the entire family.

Eric's Big Book of Animal Jokes for Kids (Eric's Big Books for Kids 2)

By Eric Duck

Released: 2015-12-01
Kindle Edition (63 pages)

Eric s Big Book of Animal Jokes for Kids (Eric s Big Books for Kids 2)
 
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All the zookeepers agree that this book would be the perfect present for kids who love animals!
Grab your safari hat and put your boots on before this jungle full of jokes comes busting in your door!
Within these crazy pages, you'll find elephants, tigers, frogs and of course ducks, all trying to escape into your front room!
Highly rated by animals on every continent, this is most certainly needed by the young jokester in your familia.


Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!

Q: What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes!

Q: What is a frog's favorite cold drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!


Don't forget to check out the other volumes in Eric Duck's Big Books for Kids series!

Flower Corny Jokes

By S.L. Sherbert

Affiggle
Released: 2012-01-29
Kindle Edition (24 pages)

Flower Corny Jokes
 
Product Description:
CORNY JOKE: What type of flower would you give a saxophone player?

CORNY ANSWER: JAZZmine

Don't weed through a bunch of generic jokes looking for a rose among the thorns. This cute yet simple book has original corny jokes about flowers. The jokes are very corny but they kind of grow on you. The humor is fun to share with fellow gardeners, but grandkids enjoy the humor too. Flower facts and trivia have been included, plus you can enjoy a bit of Susan Sherbert's witty humor that take a funny look at the amazing life of a flower.

Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Jokes and Riddles 2

By New Handwriting

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (86 pages)

Cursive Handwriting Workbook for Kids: Jokes and Riddles 2
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Cursive writing is making a huge comeback. Studies show that practicing cursive writing better engages a child's brain and improves fine motor skills. It helps children learn how words work together. The best news is kids will have tons of fun with this hilarious joke-filled cursive workbook.

Each of the workbook’s 80 practice pages contains a funny joke kids will love to tell. Every joke is written out in cursive for kids to trace and copy. In Step 1, kids will trace over the jokes for practice. In Step 2, kids then rewrite the joke in cursive on the practice lines provided. What better way is there to remember a joke than to write it out a few times?

Inside you will find:

- 80 pages of kid-friendly jokes to copy and trace
- Practice writing complete cursive sentences
- Can be reproduced for home or in-class use

Parents and teachers can reproduce the practice pages of this workbook for use at home or school. Kids can have plenty of opportunity to perfect their cursive handwriting skills. And best of all, that practice has never been more fun.

Note: This workbook is geared toward those kids who are learning to write full sentences. They should be comfortable with the cursive alphabet and writing words in cursive.

SAMPLE JOKES:

What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow.

What do you call a dear that has no eyes? No eye dear.

What did the alien say to the grass? Take me to your weeder.

Why was the tomato so red? It saw the salad dressing.

Why did the cookie stay home from work? Because it felt crummy.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

With what do you stop at red and go at green? A watermelon!

What do you get if you study in an airplane? A higher education!

Why did the leopard lose at hide and seek? He was spotted.

Why was the picture put in prison? It was framed.

Cat Jokes: Funny Jokes for Cat Lovers

By Aaron Stark

Independently published
Paperback (50 pages)

Cat Jokes: Funny Jokes for Cat Lovers
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Hundreds of wholesome cat jokes.

A great gift for cat lovers of all ages.



 
 
 
 

 
 
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