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Eric's Big Book of Nerdy Jokes (Eric's Big Books 12)

By Eric Duck

Released: 2017-02-18
Kindle Edition (92 pages)

Eric s Big Book of Nerdy Jokes (Eric s Big Books 12)
 
Product Description:
Filled to the brim with mathematicians, scientists, engineers, programmers and their ilk. Listen to your inner voice telling you: Read this book.

Put on your glasses and grab your graphing calculator, this book is gonna lay some geekdom on your ass. Whether the humor is merely intelligent or if it involves intelligent people, we've got it all. Warning: Some of the jokes will take some background knowledge, so cretins and illiterates need not apply.

Here are some of my personal nerdy favourites:

  • What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


  • Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.


  • The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers in here.”
    A time traveler walks into a bar.


  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


  • A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are each given a red rubber ball and are asked to find its volume. The physicist drops it into water and measures the displacement. The mathematician sets up a triple integral, and then solves it. The engineer says "Damn, has anyone got a red rubber ball table? I only have the ones for blue and purple."




Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.

Genius Jokes: Laughs for the Learned

By Frank Flannery

Rock Point
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Genius Jokes: Laughs for the Learned
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Ready to take your humor to the next level? Genius Jokes is a comprehensive collection of wisdom and wisecracks that will have even the smartest cookie rolling in the aisles of the lecture hall.

Nothing is more satisfying than getting a joke that flies over the heads of most people in the room. This book not only supplies the readers with smart jokes about academic subjects like History, Science, and Philosophy, it also contains detailed explanations of the concepts and historical figures the jokes are based on so that you're never flying blind when dropping a comedic gem.

Impress your friends, family, in-laws, professors, or brilliant love interest, and never laugh at a joke you don't quite get. With Genius Jokes, you'll bend minds and split sides with the best!

An Explosion of Chemistry Jokes

By Jon Nimitz

Univ Editions
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This book is for students and teachers of chemistry as well as anyone in the chemical professions. It will amuse and educate, with useful mnemonic devices as well as jokes. Lavishly illustrated and with a wide range of chemical sophistication, starting from the simplest and progressing to the more advanced, it is entertaining for those in high school, college, and beyond.


 
 
 
 

 
 
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