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The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers

By Loren Bouchard

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Released: 2016-03-22
Yellow Hardcover (128 pages)

The Bob s Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers
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New York Times Bestseller The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book gives hungry fans their best chance to eat one of Bob Belcher’s beloved specialty Burgers of the Day in seventy-five original, practical recipes. With its warm, edgy humor, outstanding vocal cast, and signature musical numbers, Bob’s Burgers has become one of the most acclaimed and popular animated series on television, winning the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program and inspiring a hit ongoing comic book and original sound track album. Now fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger," the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger," and the "Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra)." Serve the "Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)" to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger." Fully illustrated with all-new art in the series’s signature style, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book showcases the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. All recipes come from the fan-created and heavily followed blog "The Bob’s Burger Experiment."

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)

By Matthew M. Hurley & Reginald B. Adams Jr.

The MIT Press
Released: 2011-03-04
Kindle Edition (376 pages)

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)
 
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An evolutionary and cognitive account of the addictive mind candy that is humor.

Some things are funny—jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed—but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature—aka natural selection—cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

Daily Jokes for your Health

By William Stinson

Released: 2011-12-15
Kindle Edition (27 pages)

Daily Jokes for your Health
 
Product Description:
Enjoy daily laughter! Your health will benefit from a daily belly laugh - look at the unique presentation of these timeless jokes on your Kindle and reap the benefits! So remember that keeping this book on your Kindle does as much for your health as exercise, diet, and brain teasers!

I Want to Laugh: Funny Jokes, Quotes, One-Liners and the Health Benefits of Laughter All Inside This Book

By Derrick Ellis

AuthorHouse
Released: 2010-03-25
Kindle Edition (128 pages)

I Want to Laugh: Funny Jokes, Quotes, One-Liners and the Health Benefits of Laughter All Inside This Book
 
Product Description:
The recommended daily dose of laughter is 15 minutes a day. I WANT TO LAUGH gives you the health benefits of laughter. For example, laughter lowers Blood Pressure, promotes better sleep, increases natural killer cells (to attack cancers and tumors), improves respiration, and much much more. In addition, there are hundreds and hundreds of jokes, quips, and quotations for almost every occasion. That's right this book will provide the quotes and jokes you need to get your day or night going with excitement. After reading only a few pages, readers will find themselves emailing these side-splitting jokes to friends, family members, and co-workers.

The Official Dumb Parents Joke Book (The Larry Wilde Joke Book Series)

By Larry Wilde

Laugh.com, Inc.
Released: 2014-04-21
Kindle Edition (79 pages)

The Official Dumb Parents Joke Book (The Larry Wilde Joke Book Series)
 
Product Description:
The Official Dumb Parents Joke Book, by Larry Wilde. The latest e-book release in The Larry Wilde Joke Book Series by Laugh.com!

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU’D HEARD THEM ALL!

An irresistible collection of side-splitting gags and guffaws that will leave you lame with laughter!

Here is the ultimate collection of the funniest, silliest, newest, most inane, ridiculous, irreverent, and hilarious Parenting humor ever. Which should make everybody happy . . . especially the kids.

PARENThetically Speaking . . .

Kids can be too smart for their own good. You feed them, clothe them, teach them everything you know ... and what happens? You wake up one morning and realize that what you have created is a miniature you. Good or bad-—that’s for you to decide.

Art Linkletter says that “kids say the damnedest things.” Larry Wilde proves that kids say the funniest things ... and that parents are funny, too, and are really nothing but kids grown up.
After you read your side of the story turn this book over and hear what the kids have" to say! Are they getting smarter? Or are you getting dumber? Or, are you (as usual) giving them the benefit of the doubt? After all, if they’re so smart, maybe it’s your fault!

The Official DUMB PARENTS Joke Book – Guaranteed to make you laugh!


Other currently available titles include:

THE OFFICIAL LAWYERS JOKE BOOK, GREAT COMEDIANS TALK ABOUT COMEDY, THE OFFICIAL ITALIAN JOKE BOOK, THE LARRY WILDE TREASURY OF LAUGHTER, THE OFFICIAL POLISH JOKE BOOK, and THE OFFICIAL IRISH JOKE BOOK.

Check them out on Laugh.com or simply search for the Larry Wilde Joke Book Series on Amazon, The iBookStore or Barnes & Noble, and thanks for reading!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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