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The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers

By Loren Bouchard

Unknown
Released: 2016-03-22
Yellow Hardcover (128 pages)

The Bob s Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers
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New York Times Bestseller The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book gives hungry fans their best chance to eat one of Bob Belcher’s beloved specialty Burgers of the Day in seventy-five original, practical recipes. With its warm, edgy humor, outstanding vocal cast, and signature musical numbers, Bob’s Burgers has become one of the most acclaimed and popular animated series on television, winning the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program and inspiring a hit ongoing comic book and original sound track album. Now fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger," the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger," and the "Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra)." Serve the "Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)" to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger." Fully illustrated with all-new art in the series’s signature style, The Bob’s Burgers Burger Book showcases the entire Belcher family as well as beloved characters including Teddy, Jimmy Pesto Jr., and Aunt Gayle. All recipes come from the fan-created and heavily followed blog "The Bob’s Burger Experiment."

The Book of Senior Jokes: The Ones You Can Remember

By Geoff Tibballs

Michael O'Mara
Released: 2011-06-01
Kindle Edition (177 pages)

The Book of Senior Jokes: The Ones You Can Remember
 
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A collection of the finest, funniest, and sauciest jokes about age and aging—here, at last, is a book guaranteed to make anyone laugh incontinently
 
Jokes from such "senior" luminaries as George Burns, Winston Churchill, Joan Rivers, Dorothy Parker, and many more fill this delicious companion to The Book of Senior Moments. Growing older is unavoidable, and there's only one solution. As your physical attributes drift southwards and your mental powers head for the hills, remember—and it's certainly difficult, given that you likely can't remember where you parked your car and you're currently addressing your youngest child as "Thingy"—that laughter always helps.

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)

By Matthew M. Hurley & Reginald B. Adams Jr.

The MIT Press
Released: 2011-03-04
Kindle Edition (376 pages)

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)
 
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An evolutionary and cognitive account of the addictive mind candy that is humor.

Some things are funny—jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed—but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature—aka natural selection—cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

Prescription for Laughter: 150 Hilariously Lame Medical Jokes to Help You Heal with Humor (The Totally Lame Joke Book Series) (Volume 3)

By Bonnie Daly

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (42 pages)

Prescription for Laughter: 150 Hilariously Lame Medical Jokes to Help You Heal with Humor (The Totally Lame Joke Book Series) (Volume 3)
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Given that some people firmly believe laughter’s the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate. Side effects may include: Giggling, chuckling, grinning like an idiot, and feeling much, much better far sooner than expected.

Daily Jokes for your Health

By William Stinson

Released: 2011-12-15
Kindle Edition (27 pages)

Daily Jokes for your Health
 
Product Description:
Enjoy daily laughter! Your health will benefit from a daily belly laugh - look at the unique presentation of these timeless jokes on your Kindle and reap the benefits! So remember that keeping this book on your Kindle does as much for your health as exercise, diet, and brain teasers!

The Importance of Being Funny: Why We Need More Jokes in Our Lives

By Al Gini

Rowman & Littlefield Publishers
Released: 2017-07-25
Kindle Edition (169 pages)

The Importance of Being Funny: Why We Need More Jokes in Our Lives
 
Product Description:
When E. B. White said “analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog; few people are interested and the frog dies,” he hadn’t seen Al Gini’s hilarious, incisive, and informative take on jokes, joke-telling, and the jokers who tell jokes. For Gini, humor is more than just foolish fun: it serves as a safety valve for dealing with reality that gives us the courage to endure that which we cannot understand or avoid. Not everyone tells jokes. Not everyone gets a joke, even a good one. But, Gini argues, joke-telling can act as both a sword and a shield to defend us from reality. As the late, great stand-up comic Joan Rivers put it: ‘If you can laugh at it, you can live with it!’ This book is for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, but also wants to know why.

The Ultimate Vegetable Joke Book For Kids: Your child will see vegetables in a new light! (The Ultimate Joke Book Chronicles 4)

By Matthew Grant

Daturian Press
Released: 2014-12-24
Kindle Edition (48 pages)

The Ultimate Vegetable Joke Book For Kids: Your child will see vegetables in a new light! (The Ultimate Joke Book Chronicles 4)
 
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The Ultimate Vegetable Joke Book For Kids



Have a laugh with your child


This book is perfect to read to your child whenever you want to have a laugh with them. The veggie jokes however are also great to read at your own leisure!

Receive the many benefits that developing your child’s sense of humour can bring


According to research, encouraging children to have a good sense of humour can help them grasp unconventional ideas and ways of thinking, help children not take themselves too serious, and make children enjoy the more playful aspects of life!

Enjoy the many illustrations which complement the Christmas Jokes


There are many pictures which are not only fun to look at, but also compliment the jokes within this book. Have a laugh on the pickles behalf as he/she is getting the mickey told about them, or smile along with the happy leprechaun!

Here are some hilarious jokes within this e-book



Question: What’s the strongest vegetable?
Answer: A muscle sprout

Question: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?
Answer: Because they are such fungis

Question: What is invisible and smells like Carrots?
Answer: Bunny Farts!

Whether you want to share jokes with your child, or enjoy the jokes peacefully during your breaks, The Ultimate Vegetable Joke Book for Kids is a suitable candidate to add to your kindle collection :)!


 
 
 
 

 
 
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