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Notebook: Calendar / Planner 2020 Milk Health Vegetarian Vegan Joke Gift 120 Pages, 6X9 Inches, Yearly, Monthly, Weekly & Daily

By Planner 2020 Calendar

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Paperback (120 pages)

Notebook: Calendar / Planner 2020 Milk Health Vegetarian Vegan Joke Gift 120 Pages, 6X9 Inches, Yearly, Monthly, Weekly & Daily
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The "Milk Health Vegetarian Vegan Joke Gift" Design is the perfect gift idea for Milk Drinkers Cool Birthday, Christmas & Xmas for Best Friend & Girlfriend, Mom, Dad, Sister

You're An Awesome Therapist Keep That Shit Up: Funny Joke Appreciation Gift Idea for Therapists. Sarcastic Thank You Gag Notebook Journal & Sketch Diary Present.

By Profession Milestone Humor

Independently published
Paperback (120 pages)

You re An Awesome Therapist Keep That Shit Up: Funny Joke Appreciation Gift Idea for Therapists. Sarcastic Thank You Gag Notebook Journal & Sketch Diary Present.
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This funny joke gift for your beloved therapist is a hilarious present that your favorite therapist would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome therapist with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift.

  • 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages.
  • This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing.
  • Convenient size to carry with you on the go.

Life Is a Joke: 100 Life Lessons (with Punch Lines)

By Gordon & John Javna

Workman Publishing Company
Released: 2017-10-31
Paperback (256 pages)

Life Is a Joke: 100 Life Lessons (with Punch Lines)
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The wit and wisdom of jokes. In that order.

Did you hear the one about the man who was convinced he was dead?

It’s a classic, and like the 99 other joke in this book, you’ll delight in the reading and even more in the telling. There’s also the one about Einstein and his chauffeur. The woman who went on vacation and left her pet cat with her sister. The farmer with the three-legged pig.

But when the laughter settles, something else happens. In the masterful hands of the Javna brothers, each joke reveals insights into human behavior—and tips for putting that insight into action—that you’ll want to share as readily as the jokes themselves.
 

Dentist Jokes for Kids (Themed Joke Books Book 9)

By G. Nyla Phillips

Released: 2020-01-14
Kindle Edition (67 pages)

Dentist Jokes for Kids (Themed Joke Books Book 9)
 
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This is a funny joke book about going to the dentist. For kids aged 7 to 12. The jokes in here are as clean as a healthy mouth should be!


If dentists and orthodondists are looking for kids’ books for the dental waiting room, this book is perfect for kids to read while they wait.


Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist?  

A: Because he had gingervitis!  


Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?  

A: At tooth hurty! (2:30)


Q: Why did the queen go the dentist?  

A: To have her teeth crowned.  


This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.  All Jokes are illustrated!  Everyone enjoys a good joke and kids will love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. 

About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.

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140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes: Hilarious & Silly Clean Cat Jokes for Kids | So Terrible, Even Your Cat or Kitten Will Laugh Out Loud! (Funny Cat Gift for Cat Lovers - With Pictures)

By Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books

Independently published
Paperback (40 pages)

140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes: Hilarious & Silly Clean Cat Jokes for Kids | So Terrible, Even Your Cat or Kitten Will Laugh Out Loud! (Funny Cat Gift for Cat Lovers - With Pictures)
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The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids or Friends Laugh With These (Clean) Hilarious Cat Jokes!

Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? 

A: Purrr-suasive!


This collection of cat jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter!

Why You Should Get Your Copy Of ‘140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes’:


In this book, you will find:

  • 140+ Super Funny Cat Jokes 
  • 50+ Silly Cat Illustrations
  • All in color!

Sample Jokes:

Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip?
A: The mewseum!

Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? 
A: You got to be kitten me!


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Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)

By Matthew M. Hurley & Reginald B. Adams Jr.

The MIT Press
Released: 2013-02-08
Paperback (359 pages)

Inside Jokes: Using Humor to Reverse-Engineer the Mind (The MIT Press)
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An evolutionary and cognitive account of the addictive mind candy that is humor.

Some things are funny―jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed―but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature―aka natural selection―cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

One Chocolate A Day Keeps The Bad Mood Away: Funny Chocolate Joke 2020 Planner | Weekly & Monthly Pocket Calendar | 6x9 Softcover Organizer | For Dark Healthy Chocolate & Cacao Milk Fans

By YeoYs Paperbacks

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Paperback (128 pages)

One Chocolate A Day Keeps The Bad Mood Away: Funny Chocolate Joke 2020 Planner | Weekly & Monthly Pocket Calendar | 6x9 Softcover Organizer | For Dark Healthy Chocolate & Cacao Milk Fans
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2020 Planner | Weekly & Monthly Pocket Calendar

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  • Yearly overview 2020
  • Monthly overviews, quarterly sorted with notes section
  • Weekly overviews for your daily schedule with ruled notes and to-do lists
  • Two pages for each week
  • 12 months on 128 bright white pages
  • 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...)
  • High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love
  • Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion
  • Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, co-workers, boss gift,...


 
 
 
 

 
 
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