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In Prison: You spend most of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In Prison: You get three meals a day.
At Work: You only get a break for onr meal per day, and you have to pay for that one.
In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry around a security card, and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired if you watch TV or play games.
In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share.
In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You can not even speak to your family and friends.
In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison: You spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In Prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At Work: They are called supervisors.
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