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A manager, a hardware engineer and a computer programmer are travelling in a car down a steep mountain road. The brakes suddenly fail and the car careers out of control down the mountain. Somehow, they manage to ram the car against the crash barrier and skid to a halt only seconds from falling off the edge of a cliff.
Now they have a problem, they are still miles from home, halfway down a mountain, in a car with no brakes. What should they do?
The manager steps forward. "I know," he says, "Let's arrange a meeting, propose a vision, formulate a misson statement, define goals, create milestones, and follow a process of continuous improvement to find a solution to our problem."
The hardware engineer steps forward. "No that we will take far too long," he says. "I have my toolbox in the trunk. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, and fix it in no time at all."
Then the computer programmer steps forward. "That's all very well. But before we do anything, we should push the car back up the mountain and see if it happens again."
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