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Top 10 computer programming mottos:
10. If a program is useful, it must be changed...
9. ...If a program is useless, it must be documented.
8. To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.
7. The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten per cent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
6. Programming is an art form that fights back.
5. Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
4. Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
3. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
2. You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
1. Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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